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Kellie Noakes

you are funny lady! I see your talking but all I hear is sillyness

About Me


im erratic, erotic and slightly psychotic!
I like sunny days and empty bulidings
im difficult
I am just really average other than that, I smell like other people and talk crap....rant...get drunk, fall down....like shit jokes..and hate really chocolatety cake??
You can often find me in a club toilet snorting a dib dab...
im a tomboy through and through, and a nerd...I dont try to act kool, an I will never impress, thats why im always smiling!!
Im a princess in my own eyes, (hence the crown tattooed behind my ear) and spoilt....I will admit these thing to anyone, I dont see them as bad. haha
I will answer any questions, but no I will not have sex talk with you nor do I want to send you pictures of me...Im a model not a porn star or a myspace whore!

lots of love me winkles
kellie noakes xx
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My Interests

I like messing about on computers!!

What I hate...

people that wear festival bands months after the festival!! ok you went well done but thats just nasty!

syco girls and grumpy girls, your giving us all a bad name!! lighten up!

serious people.....enough said.

I'd like to meet:


anyone really? so long as your nice to me? if not you can go in the garden and play hide and go f*#k yourself!

This was made after a late night call...insider jokes!!

CHECK OUT THESE FITTIES!! WOO!

Music:

hum tunage??

if it makes my ears happy im happy!!

Movies:

DISNEY!! (and other stuff but hey)

Television:

hum funny things? but I cant be bothered to list it as who reads it?

Books:

Whore my ass out!!


Heroes:

My daddy is a big person in my life! and all my sisters, and brother in law, im just a family person...
I have had friend in this life that have let me down but the best thing to do is pick yourself up and look to the ones that are still there, love you kitty, danni and tasha x