YO MAMMA'S SO GHETTO

Yo mama's so ghetto, she keeps Pimpdaddy's Yo Mama Snaps bookmarked. (Hey wait, that's not funny!) Yo mama's so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip. Yo mama's so ghetto, her baby dad...
Posted by Up 4 Laughs on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:33:00 PST

YO MAMMA'S SO NASTY

Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles. Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!! Yo mama...
Posted by Up 4 Laughs on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:29:00 PST

YO MAMMA'S SO HAIRY

Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. Yo mama's so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet. Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her. Yo m...
Posted by Up 4 Laughs on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:28:00 PST

YO MAMMA'S SO UGLY

Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you! Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you. Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama. Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. ...
Posted by Up 4 Laughs on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:51:00 PST

YO MAMMA'S SO FAT

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has...
Posted by Up 4 Laughs on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

YO MAMMA'S SO SMELLY

Yo mama's so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant. Yo mama's so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch. Yo mama smells like the Flash's nuts after a hard day of runnin'. Yo ...
Posted by Up 4 Laughs on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:48:00 PST