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Mandy Joy

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About Me


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I like chex mix (alot), cherry coke, cheese grits, ragtime music,Parliments, gE-tars, Ukeleles, the color orange, banjos on ma knee, flappers, the blues. I think I might be an elderly black man who's known and lived the blues trapped in this body-I tend to have good stories and tell it like it is. I design clothes... I am pro-teeth, anti-feet and I hate peanuts, but I am down with the pistatio. I LUUUV Ghetto scrabble, it's the best game ever. One day, I just have this feeling that I will be taken under the wing of Dolly Parton or Carly Simon and led unto the paths of one of these rightous babes into stardom-not just stardom but a career in which I will never feel as though I have to work because singin' time=fun time. I am an aunt nowadays so I gotta act like I'm grown. Her name is Melody Claire and she is beautiful, just like her mama. Melody, will always love you unconditionally& I will always have time for you. People tend to think I have a screw loose, but sometimes I think I am the only non-crazy person around....then I actually show myself and the people around me that I am wrong...prolly not crazy, but not completely sane. It runs in my friends and family I think. I have a bad habit of saying FYI too many times in one day. I add non- to the front of words and -ish to the end of words way too often. For an example, I not say something is ugly, I wound say, "non-beautiful" or "ogar-ish." I'm not that BAD and not that Good....neither hot nor cool, a little sweet, & sometimes sour, but all in all just your average Mandy Joy, but better than an Almond Joy cause nuts are gross.

My Interests

Guitars, cadillacs, and hillbilly music...they usually keep me hangin in there. Playin and singin, shoes, teeth, clothing design, the color orange, flappers, banjos, My ovation, the 1920's era....and stuff like that.

I'd like to meet:

A ghetto-wanna-be to play scrabble with, Lucille Ball (when I get to Heaven), people that like to dance and/or sing, Dolly Parton, Stevie Wonder, Carly Simon, Carol Burnett, people that like to hear weird-o, funny stories, and stuff like that....No Feet lovers, I already know some feet people and I get grossed out...dont get me wrong the ones I know are cool and all besides the feet lovin'.

Music:

Asylum Street Spankers, Dwight Yokam, RunDMC, The Monkees, Dolly Parton, Stevie Wonder, Cyndi Lauper, Stereolab, The Beatles, Flaming Lips, AIR, Erin McKeown, Cat Power, The Beatles, Modest Mouse, R.L. Burnside, Jolie Holland, Lucinda Williams, Memphis Minnie, The Stones, All Motown, Ray Charles, Elliot Smith, My Daddy, Roy Orbison, Michael Jackson....Bluegrassy stuff, ragtime, western swing, you know; the list goes on and on... BE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY MUSIC PAGE: www.myspace.com/geetarmand

Movies:

Goonies, Weird Science, The Other Sister, Virgin Suicides, He Loves Me He Loves Me Not, Strange Brew, Pulp Fiction, Napoleon Dynomite, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Better Off Dead, 9 to 5, Scotland PA, Donnie Darko, Urban Cowboy...

Television:

The Carol Burnett Show, I Love Lucy, Dharma & Greg, Hee Haw (no, for real), Law & Order, Yes Dear

Books:

Hmmmmmmm....

Heroes:

Mr.T, Stevie Wonder, Dolly Parton, Ray Charles, Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Bill Cosby....Oops? It kinda sounds like I have an obsession with older black men?! Oh well

Prickly Pear
People Iced: Eleven
Car Bombs Planted: Eight
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Thirteen
Eyes Gouged: Sixteen
Tongues Cut Off: Seven
Biggest Enemy: Fire Crotch
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My Blog

Tag You're It!

  So the rules are, once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with "6 weird things/habits about yourself". In the end you need to choose the 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Do...
Posted by Mandy Joy on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 09:51:00 PST

Pretzel on the out side, cheesy in the middle

     So, today I was driving to the bank.  I was eatin' part of my lunch- "combos," the crunchy pretzel snack filled with cheesy innerds.  I opened the bag and It was the...
Posted by Mandy Joy on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:27:00 PST

Quizzy Quizzerton

You Belong in Rome You're a big city girl with a small town heart Which is why you're attracted to the romance of Rome Strolling down picture perfect streets, cappuccino in hand And gorgeous Italian ...
Posted by Mandy Joy on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:04:00 PST

Which Classic Bombshell Are You?

Mamie Van Doren Which Classic Bombshell Are You? - Quizilla!" Quizillahttp://www.quizilla.com/redirect.php?statsid=56& url=http://www.quizilla.com">Quizilla> www.quizilla.com...
Posted by Mandy Joy on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 03:51:00 PST

my philosophy

Well, life seems to be gettin' back on track, I am feelin better.....still not much for going out as of late-the past 4 or 5 months.  I'm really just not feelin' it anymore...+with the holiday se...
Posted by Mandy Joy on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 01:34:00 PST

Cheez-its

I realized today when I thought I smelled cheez-its how muuch I actually love them. I remember when I was little my dog Ralphie liked em too. Dude, he LOVED em. I also found myseelf laughing alone ...
Posted by Mandy Joy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stick a fork in me

So, I guess if you know me at all, you know that I lost my job at the orthodontist in March. I was covering for a maternity leave and didnt know it....at least thats's all I can figure. I mean when ...
Posted by Mandy Joy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ketchup or catsup?

I really meant that I needed to "catch up" on writing-in this blog? BLOG!?, if thats what it's called-in this blog. I think I would rather talk about how people tend to say wrasselin or wrestling (w...
Posted by Mandy Joy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mega-cool

I just got back from my fashion show and let me tell ya, I am beat. I left feeling like a champ, even ehough I hadn't slept in like 36 hours. I was so nervous about the fact that I was sorta the new...
Posted by Mandy Joy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LOTS TO DO...

I am a very busy woman...at least I will be for the next couple of weeks. I will be sewing a crud load of garments for a show....coming up on Nov 13 in Miami. Wish me luck, guys. Oh and if anyone w...
Posted by Mandy Joy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST