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Ney

Harry Potter aint got shit on a good Lightsaber

About Me

I am all sorts of things. I am the drummer for the rock band Project Jones. I am a writer, a singer, a sleeper, a T.V. watcher. A BAD ASS "fake" guitar player. A video game playing fool. A "sometimes" booking agent for The Warehouse in Clarksville,TN. A drinker of many fine spirits and some not so fine! I am a collector of useless knowledge that I will throw at you at any given moment in time to sound profound. A "retired" shrink who likes to analize everyone. I currently have two college degrees that dont do shit but collect dust for me. I've been writing a book about my band's adventures for 7 years now. I'll NEVER finish it!!! I have traveled the country with my band and seen the world while visiting my dad who is in the Army. I have two brothers and two sisters who are all cool in their own weird ways! I'm old enough to know what I want and still young enough to actually believe I can get it. I believe if you are going to eat potato salad, you must FIRST know the person's grandma that made it and then trade your cornbread recipe for her potato salad recipe. I think Lucky Charms are good but Fruit Loops are the shit. Tractors should be in the fields NOT ON THE ROAD!!! Squirrels are the ONLY creatures who can save their nuts and it doesnt sound perverted. I also believe that if Han Solo was in a band, it would be called Millinium and The Falcons. They would rock! I am from the METROPOLIS of Ecru,MS. GO VIKINGS!Lately, I have been frequenting the city of Corinth,MS. The jury is still out on that place... Now I will be heading off to Hopkinsville,KY. Never thought I would live in Kentucky but maybe I'll get lucky...I'm here all week people... Most of all, I am just me! Anything else you need to know, just email me. PEACE!!!
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My Interests

Movies, Music, Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man, OLE MISS Football, YANKEES Baseball,DA BEARS DA BEARS DA BEARS, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading, Rocking and Buried Treasure!

I'd like to meet:

Eddie Van Halen so he can be in our most triumphant video! Kermit The Frog, Papa Smurf, The Fall Guy(Lee Majors) and of course YOU, in no particular order!!!

BUY P.JONES "THE LUCKY ONES" ON ITUNES!!!


Music:

Oasis, Cowboy Mouth, Better Than Ezra,Butch Walker, Matchbox Twenty, Flickerstick, All-American Rejects. OLD SCHOOL Bon Jovi, Skid Row, Guns-n-Roses and Motley Crue. And of course my band, PROJECT JONES!!!

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Movies:

I will watch any movie once and probably already have!

Television:

The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Friends, The Smurfs, Law and Order SVU, My Name is Earl, The Office, Scrubs, The West Wing and Charmed. The Gilmore Girls...Thats right motherfuckers, I said The Gilmore Girls!!!

Books:

I've read them all, twice.

Heroes:

My Parents. Walter Payton and Rickey Henderson. Fred LeBlac and David Groel. Anybody who can write a good song is cool to me. I think Big Bird should win a Nobel Peace Prize for all the work he has done!

My Blog

new stuff for you to read. now.

Alright, So I havent written a blog in forever. I have many excuses and explanations, like no computer, no time, no desire and generally nothing to talk about. Now I have alot to talk about but n...
Posted by Ney on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 09:37:00 PST

RECITE HER SOME LYRICS DUDE!

So I have been buying songs on itunes like a homeless duder at a free buffet lately. I have decided to share some of my favorite lines Ive run across. ENJOY: 1)STRAIGHT OUTA COMPTON-N.W.A.  "Stra...
Posted by Ney on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:41:00 PST

IT’S FUNNY HOW THINGS TURN OUT

SO for years I have made fun of the state of KY saying it should be a territory and not a state. WELL, guess where I'm headed....That's right the lovely Angie and Melissa of the infamous "Murray Natio...
Posted by Ney on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:44:00 PST

Check out this event: ADEMA and P.Jones at The Warehouse

Hosted By: Project Jones When: Friday Oct 26, 2007 at 8:00 PMWhere: The Warehouse20 McClure St.Clarksville, TN 37040United StatesDescription:Project Jones Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Ney on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:54:00 PST

HALLOWEEN PARTY at THE WAREHOUSE

THIS IS ALWAYS A FUN NIGHT SO COME HANG OUT WITH US! WEAR A COSTUME AND WIN SOME MONEY THEN GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!Hosted By: Project Jones When: Saturday Oct 27, 2007 at 10:00 PMWhere: The Warehouse20 Mc...
Posted by Ney on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:27:00 PST

Let me blog you..please

WHATS UP MY PEOPLE! I haven't blogged you in awhile. I missed you, did you miss me? Just a little??? So as many of you know, P.Jones opened for Cowboy Mouth last week. Aside from the "mysterious" pers...
Posted by Ney on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:21:00 PST

COWBOY MOUTH and P.JONES at The Warehouse

Hosted By: Project JonesWhen: Thursday Sep 20, 2007 at 9:00 PMWhere: The Warehouse20 McClure St.Clarksville, TN 37040United StatesDescription:Project Jones Click Here To View Event ...
Posted by Ney on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 10:49:00 PST

THE THINGS THAT JUNE BRINGS

..> Hola Mi Amigos and Amigas (Thats hows it shaking in El Spanish-o) There's alot on tap for June besides the beer we will eventually consume! Here's a list: June 8th and 16th-Chopper's Roadhous...
Posted by Ney on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:07:00 PST

AUSTIN,TX and BACK

Austin,TX and Back Mar 21, 2007 So we survived yet another trip to Austin, TX for South By Southwest. Unlike last year when we played a Friday night and had to be back in Clarksville on Saturday ...
Posted by Ney on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:39:00 PST

Deep In The Heart Of Texas

SO, P.Jones is off on yet another journey to Texas. We live promptly at 1am Wednesday morning for our 7pm show at TOUCHE' in Austin,TX. The show is a part of the Red Gorilla MusicFest during South by ...
Posted by Ney on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:50:00 PST