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All my friends are special in their own way. Some are LADIES and need to be treated as such…Some are naughty, but...nice. The real NASTY ones... why, they're my BEST friends!
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I like to drink...
...mixed drinks,
JD and Corona beer,
...(boy, now that's an understatement, here!)
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I have a F"ASS"INATION with big, beautiful butts (the female kind).
I think that I may have a serious addiction...
...to "crack"!
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I got really excited when Nadia Styles became my first "friend" on MySpace, and was the only one!
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I'd like to meet:
Interesting people to add some spice to life, some cyber FLIRTING... maybe a cyber "FANTASY" or two.
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If this is your reply to: ..."Hey Babe, what's your sign ?"
.................................then I would like to meet YOU!
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Meet my new "ASS"ociate :)
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Wendy Kennedy looking "yummy"!
rrrrrr...everyone knows it's W E N D Y !
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Shot through the heart,
and I'm to blame. I called my MySpace friend a "BAD" name...
( Sorry Ashley, it'll never happen again! )
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My friend Mia Bangg and her lovely "ass"
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I'd like to cover Nadia and Mia in syrup and melted butter and see how long it takes before they eat each other :)
Music:
[Whiskey] - Rock and Roller 'til the day I die!
I sing along with Kid Rock at the office.
"They say I'm cocky and I say what?..
it ain't baggin mother fucker if you back it up!"
"You never met a mother fucker quite like ME!"
Tracks 4 & 8 on the COCKY CD
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I have been known to listen to Country Music while under the influence of Jack Daniels.
Hank Williams (JR)'s:
["I've got a good woman at home, who thinks I do no wrong, but sometimes lord, she just ain't always around, and you know, that's when I fall, I can't help myself at all. I get whiskey bent and hell bound!"]
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Movies:
They will be making one about me, when my wife finds my MySpace and kills me.
Television:
Favorite current TV show - The Man Show on G4. I play a game while watching- it's called "THERE SHE IS!" the object- the first person to spot Juggy Vanessa yells the phrase "there she is!" wins...(lame, but true!)
"THERE SHE IS !"
(Juggie) Vanessa Kay
I'm on a "CYBER-QUEST" to meet VANESSA KAY.
Vanessa... please join me in my Cyber-world !
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Books:
The one that I'm currently writing about the Mid-life crisis of a man who used to be "somebody" who worships the body (the complete package) of a Juggy from the Man Show re-runs and is totally infatuated with a 24 year old porn star, with the cutest dimples.
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(this is a novel, a work of fiction of course…yeah, that's the ticket)
Nadi, thanks for being my very "sexy"friend.
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Heroes:
Steve Erwin, (RIP my good Aussie friend).
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John O'Neil-ex FBI Agent,NYC (Died 9/11/01, WTC)
Check out my Blog...for the link. This is my personal hero.
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All the Urban Planners who love a "full moon" at eye level as much as I do…
…and have the courage to call their Interstate Highways, I-69!
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Some people are into the 6 pack look,
others are into keg...
..."Bad" Joey is a KEGGER!
The drive of a 17 year old with 27 years of experience!
It's great to be middle age, totally insane, and wake up with a 12" woody!
