Writing songs about stupidity and pop culture, i like cooking and eating good food (thank you rachel ray and alton brown), watching lots and lots of movies, sleeping (even though i usually don't get much), watching people around me care way too much about stupid shit. I enjoy fucking with less than average intelligence. If anyone wants to teach/help me to be a comedian i would love the help.
The Shallow One:
People who find the humor in everything and like horror movies. People who enjoy playing tiger woods '06 and listening to good music. People who enjoy playing and writing good music. People who have favorite movies and can watch them at anytime. People who hate rednecks and over testosteroned dudes. ehhhh....horror movies once again.
The Deep One:
People who bring out the best in me and vice versa.
Firewater, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Ween, DK, Wolfmother, Jeff Buckley, Operation Ivy, K-OS, The Refused, The Make-Up, Gogul Bordello, Karate, Michael Buble, Common Rider, Miles Davis, Thelonious Monk, Devo, KillRadio, Rival Schools, Jawbox, Common, The Ramones, Marvin Gaye, XTC, Louis Armstrong, Coheed And Cambria, Flaming Lips, Sam Cooke, Jawbreaker, Mos Def, Gang Of Four, Muse, Self, Modest Mouse, Weird War, Mars Volta, Brian Setzer, Nation Of Ulysses, Monorchids, Jets To Brazil, Brainiac, Nada Surf, Death Cab For Cutie, Burning Airlines, Q And Not U, Louis Prima, Rites OF Spring, Shins, Radiohead, Frank Sinatra, The (International) Noise Conspiracy!, Harry Connick Jr, Duh, The Who, Mike Patton(anything involving him), Beatles, Stray Cats...
John Cusack, Todd Solondz, Stuart Gordon, Sam Raimi, George Romero, Wes Craven, Dario Argento, Eli Roth, Alexandra Aja, John Carpenter, Takashi Miike, Mario and Lamberto Bava, Wes Anderson, Martin Scorsese, Jon Favreau, Luke and Owen Wilson, VInce Vaughan, Ben Stiller(sometimes), Lucio Fulci...
Sopranos, Wonder Showzen, LOST, Family Guy, Freaks And Geeks, Saved By The Bell, The State, Vacant Lot, Upright Citizens Brigade, Kids In The Hall, Mr. Show, The Young Ones, Full Bottom, Monty Python, Red Dwarf, Father Ted, The Shield, (FUCK) The O.C., Undeclared, Happy Tree Friends, Ben Stiller Show...goddamnit i could go on forever.
ive read books about andy kaufman and bruce campbell, I NEED TO READ MORE BUKOWSKI AND CHOMSKY and so do you.
jason hervey, crispin glover, andy kaufman, matt mahaffey, noam chomsky