Jaared I.M.P.

How, exactly, could i describe myself in one brief paragraph. I would need at least four or five pages to briefly describe myself. One little paragraph doesn't seem worth it. I might as well just describe myself completely superficially so that all of you will know only what i want you to know, ,all the good qualities that make me look cool. That would be such shit. If i'm going to describe myself, i'm really going to need more than a brief paragraph (500 characters), because i'm going to tell you everything, really deconstruct my psyche and show you all just how fucked up a semi-normal person like my self is (by semi-normal i mean that i'm not mentally retarded or some kind of savant esq genius). F your brief description.