Monsieur Fromage - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I live in Brooklyn. I eat at Pizza Bagel Burger(formerly known as "The Bagelicious Luncheonette"). I often throw containers of spoiled milk or other food items that have "turned" out of my kitchen window in the hopes of making it land on the roof next door. Sometimes I miss and I get a large amount of macaroni and cheese on my landlord's van. I'm pretty sure he hates that. Our house is like the best treefort you ever could imagine. You never have to go to bed and you can play video games all night with Mr. Lioce who will also lecture you on the finer points of Beowulf while quaffing Steel Reserve. We hang out on the roof and drink beers. That, I think, is one of my favorite things to do. Ever. Come hang out with us, you'll see. I promise not to throw up on your shoes.

My Interests

Tom Robbins and Henry Rollins Books, i like making brownies at 4am and hot showers. Cheap beer, good music, hanging out with cool people. Mario Kart!! Good Diction. Hearing new music. Mustaches. Camaros. Super short cut off jeans on dudes. Piratical behavior(yarrrgh!!!), dirtbikes, and sharks. Wild Turkies.

I'd like to meet:

Burt Reynolds, People who cut their own hair, Self Styled Saviors, The Crazy, The Crippled, The Cryin'Out Loud People, The Staggeringly Shitfaced, Smiling Sinners, Stumbling Saints and the Stoically Sublime. Come to me one and all..... width="425" height="350" ....

Music:

a ton of stuff that may or may not be considered cool if you look at things in terms of good or bad.

Movies:

...you'll never get those two hours back.

Television:

man...you gotta be careful with that stuff...

Books:

i read anything and everything. Christopher Moore - Lamb, Tom Robbins - Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates, Rolf Potts, Henry Rollins, Robert Anton Wilson, Anything by Bob Dobbs... Reading IS fun!

Heroes:

The Bandit as in "Smokey and the Bandit";Rudy Richter;Jimmy Saville;Terry McCracken

My Blog

The Hunt

I have decided to turn the apartment into a Safari Hunt. The three cats can be repurposed for what is called, I believe, "Large Game". I thought it would be 'neat' to build large non-lethal game trap...
Posted by Monsieur Fromage on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:50:00 PST

Puker Banana Bonanza!!!

Sean Casey in a Banana Costume is the funniest thing in the universe. Period. Everything else has ceased to be funny. Not even "Fat Kid Catches Fire, Ruins Christmas" can compare. Th...
Posted by Monsieur Fromage on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 11:55:00 PST

Give us it.....

So... We're back. I haven't processed the actual trip enough to write about it yet. Suffice it to say that if it was a completely tactile experience, it would have been like sti...
Posted by Monsieur Fromage on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:02:00 PST

For Entertainment Purposes Only

Fucking hell. It's hard not to make decisions. It's hard not to tip your hand. It's hard to see where you're going at times. And instead of jumping for the light switch in the dark, ...
Posted by Monsieur Fromage on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:36:00 PST

if you got the time...

i love 4 in the morning. it's the best time to be awake, but one of the worst to wake up for. the city is almost empty right now. even the crackheads are asleep. you can walk around with y...
Posted by Monsieur Fromage on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:58:00 PST

a million miles away...

tonight i went to Mcdonalds to eat with Sean Casey, although i had been warned about intestinal issues which would follow. I had a craving for a Quarter Pounder with Cheese for some reason. ...
Posted by Monsieur Fromage on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:24:00 PST

Tranvestite Dentists, Sea Snakes, and Rancor Tooth Part 1

When we last left our heros, they were on the island of Koh Phangan.... A peaceful island of tranquility in the southern gulf of Thailand. Until a Sea Snake launched a rampaging attack on the sh...
Posted by Monsieur Fromage on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:42:00 PST

Down on Chicken Corner...

There is a place here in which all of your dreams can come true, a place where if you sit long enough, everyone you have ever known or will ever know walks by. The place is known as Chicken Corn...
Posted by Monsieur Fromage on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:04:00 PST

Toilets...

Shit....Phil already covered that today....there goes my whole Blog. Great. Now what am I going to type about? Well.... I could describe where we're at I suppose. We came here...
Posted by Monsieur Fromage on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:41:00 PST

Engrish is for Roosers

So we made it to Chumphong via Bangkok and Hua Hin.... Ummmm we got to Bangkok at 2 in the morning. I made a vicious mistake when booking our rooms, neglecting to calculate the International Dateline ...
Posted by Monsieur Fromage on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:16:00 PST