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Beast From The East

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hello I'm a van. Some may think me of me as their home. These folk are called Big Hand. They are my childs and i carry them around with all my love. I occasionally blow up in massivly violent parts of citys when it's raining just to keep the fuckers on their toes.

My Interests

Bestiality, devil worship, long drives, pet care (as long as they're beastly pets), The Beast Pizza from Snappy Tomato Pizza in Acton and the Beast Breakfast from the Uplands Diner in Swansea.

I'd like to meet:

Mechanics, other Vans, people that wear vans shoes, lorrys, people called laurie, folk from the east and of course other beasts.

Music:

Iron Maiden - 'The Number Of The Beast', Don Henley - 'Building The Perfect Beast', Mogwi - 'Mr. Beast', Captin Beefheart 'Shiney Beast' Cradle Of Filth - 'Cruelty and the Beast' Aveneged 7X - 'The Beast & The Harlot' The Popes - 'Release The Beast'

Movies:

Beauty and the Beast, East Is East, The Beast Must Die (sniff), Beast Cops, The Day Of The Beast

Books:

Man Vs Beast by Robert Muchamore, Banishing the Beast: Feminism, Sex and Morality by Lucy Bland, Taming the Beast Taming the Beast by Emily Maguire, AA Street by Street London and the South East (AA Street by Street)

My Blog

I'm knackard

All that touring. I'm looking forward to have a nice rest. Not sure about the rest of the band. What a fine beast I am.
Posted by Beast From The East on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:49:00 PST

New tyres

I have new tyres it's a bit like when you humans buy new trainers. It makes me feel all happy.  
Posted by Beast From The East on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:54:00 PST

It's cold

It's very hard being a van when it's this cold. Brrrrrr
Posted by Beast From The East on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:13:00 PST

My Bumper hurts

curse those width restricters:(
Posted by Beast From The East on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:15:00 PST