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To begin, I'm an amazingly gorgeous bit of man. I'm an Electrical Engineering major at Northeastern University, and I can make a paper crane.
Now onto the random qualities of myself: My reaction-time is faster than that of anyone. I am the breaker of awkward silences. I tend to come into possession of sold out concert tickets. I'm a beast at the drums. I'm the most outgoing person I know. I'll do pretty much anything to get a laugh. I say retarded things at the wrong time and tend to get a good reaction for some reason. I'm clever and can think up anything on the spur of the moment. My ability to charm the ladies is undeniable. I've been known to break out a few pick up lines in my day. I enjoy sunsets and long walks on the beach. I'm sarcastic, so if you take everything to heart you should get lost. I got jokes. I tend to make up crazy-ass stories, but if you get to know me well enough, sometimes you can distinguish my truths from my bullshits. My dance moves are untouchable. I wear a watch. I am the beholder of the golden sperm. I've been known to carry a tune on occasion. I go by the name of Luskin. I draw things. I open-mouth kissed a horse once. I won the award for having the most pictures taken of me by fanatic girls. Red Sox Breathing....My sn is warlock2009-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
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Peter
You are the man of the house.Your an alcoholic,fat and a reguler subscriber to 'Penthouse' magazine.(don't know if thats good or bad!?)
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Everything Anyone Ever Wanted To Know About You
The Basic Stuff
Name?: Sir Luskin
Age?: 153 / 9
Height?: 72 inches
Weight?: 139lbs 450oz
Birthday?: Tuesday
Birthplace?: Hospital
Current Location?: 36 degrees SE of Canada
School/Grade?: BHS / Doce
Zodiac Sign?: Stop Sign
Chinese Zodiac Sign?: Yield Sign
Righty or Lefty?: Middle
Haircolor?: Light Brown with a side of Dark Brown
Eyecolor?: Dark Brown with a side of Light Brown
Skin Color?: The color of an Apple Tree
About You
What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc)?: 2 Parents / One Sibling / No etc's
Any Pets?: Yes
If So What Are They?: Canadian Goose
Favorite Relative?: Colonel Sanders
Least Favorite Relative?: Ronald McDonald
What's Your Heritage/Race?: Ancient Greek / White
Political Affilation?: Republicrat
Love & Sex
Sexuality?: M + ale
Are You In A Relationship Now?: Oh, well just so that I can cleverly answer the next question, yes.
If So, With Whom?: (Insert your momma's name here)
For How Long?: Since before we conceived you.
Are You In Love?: With your mom.
Do You Have A Crush On Anyone?: Your mom.
Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?: I always thought that the burger king mascot was pretty hot.
How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?: 2 hours
Virgin?: Cingular
If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time?: ....what does that have to do with my cell phone service.
Was It Enjoyable?: ....no, the radio waves from the phone disrupt my brain, it's not god for me at all.
What's The Farthest You've Ever Gone?: Boise, Idaho
Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?: Kiss my ass
Best Love Quote?: "I felt guilty once, but she woke up half way through."
Your Friends
Best?: Forrest Henderson
How Many Do You Have?: 5
More Guys Or Girls?: Neuter
Love Them All?: No, my index finger is a bitch(the other four are legit though)
Any You Wish You Were Closer To?: I wish my ring finger was closer than my index fnger but still farther away than my thumb.
Oldest?: My Thumb developed first
Newest?: My Pinky just sprouted last week.
Pen Pal?: Thumb and Index help grasp my pen.
Friends And Words: Associate Them
Pen: is
Flower: Baking Soda
Pink: Ugly whorish singer
Window: Mr. Wall threw my cell phone out of one.
Heart: Attack
Mother: Of Pearl
Bread: Was stale at lunch today
Insane: Enasni
Sunglasses: Aviators
Pimp: Jesus
Cross: My Lord and Savior, Jesus (The Pimp) Christ
Lonely: Los ____ Boys
Car: Ram Rod
Music: (Any noise that is not rap can be considered this)
This Or That
Boxers or Briefs?: Smokin' Joe Frazier
Thongs or G-Strings?: Commando
Shorts or Pants?: Talls
Shoes or Barefeet?: Peg-Legs
Books or Movies?: Books that have TV screens in them which play me movies
Night or Day?: Afternoon Delight
Dark or Light?: Afternoon Delight - Afternoon De + Dark
Mountains or Beach?: The nude mountain beach
Snow or Sun?: ....these dont even have anything in common.
Pepsi or Coke?: Coke is better than Pepsi because it begins with the same letter as my name
Guys or Girls?: Girls are better because if you subtract the G and the L and add a C and an H, you can unscrampble the letters and spell my name.
Swim or Surf?: Drown
For or Against
Gay Marriage?: Let em marry so that they don't come after me.
Abortion?: Unless you're raped it should not be permitted.
Bush Getting Re-elected?: He can't be elected again anyway, otherwise I'd say against
Suicide?: What sick freak would say for?...against.
War?: War is Raw backwards
Pants?: In the case of the male species, I am pro-pants
Clothes In General?: (See Above - "pro-pants" + "pro-clothes in general)
Penises?: I don't think I could pee without one.
Favorites
Color?: I'm not racist
Number?: 508 498 0798
Holiday?: December 27th
Season?: Pepper
Movie?: The Best of '86 with Mr. Newark
Book?: 4,636 Ways to Kill a Tree
Magazine?: Reader's Digest
Food?: Meow Mix
Drink?: Sea Water
TV Show?: Luskin'd
Song?: Afternoon Delight
Band?: Adult Assembly Required
Computer Game?: Microsoft Word
Video Game?: The.
Anime/Manga?: (I can't read Chink)
Shirt?: No Fat Chicks
Pants?: No Fat Chicks
Actor?: Shaq
Actress?: Haha, women can't act
Singer?: Buddy Holly
Flower?: Crab Grass
Scent?: Sweaty FUPA
Animal?: The momma of whoever is reading this
Cookie?: The cute ones that look like little elves
The Future
Want To Go To College?: Nah, I'm gunna win the Lottery
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: The Red Ranger
Want To Get Married?: Yeah, I'll probably do that
Want To Have Kids?: Sour Patch
What Would Their Names Be?: Orange, Yellow, Red and Green
How Many?: 36
Where Do You Want To Live?: An Apache Teepee
Where Do You Want To Get Married?: In a small brook next to the Apache Teepee
How Do You Want To Die?: I guess being struck by a tomohawk wouldn't be too bad
More Stuff About You
Piercings?: Prince Albert
Tattoos?: Peter Griffin on my stomach (His eyes are my nipples)
Smoke?: Negatory
Drink?: Not alcohol
Do Drugs?: Not illegal ones
Skinny Dip?: Nah, honey mustard or ketchup are better.
Greatest Fear?: Having to choose between chocolate or vanilla.
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Wow, way to mess me the fuck up you piggly son of a bitch.
Go To Church?: Are....are you telling me to?
Religion?: I'm a Catholic
Scars?: Well I got this scar on my rock hard abs where I got bitten by a shark while I was saving a young girl's life
CDs Owned?: Every one in the world
Collections?: Baseball Cards and used condoms that I find on the road
Like To Be Naked?: I prefer to be quite naked while in the shower
Ever Eaten Sushi?: I don't speak Chinese
An Entire Case Of Oreos?: This is a poorly constructed sentence, so I will not answer it
Been On Stage?: Yeah
Danced In The Rain?: Nah, I'd drown
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: Not my cup of tea.
Weirdest Dream?: Real men don't dream
Best Dream?: Real men don't dream
Saddest Dream?: Real men don't dream
Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?: Real men don't dream
Think You're Attractive?: Wow, yes, I am quite honestly the most attractive person that I know of
Shoplifted?: My muscles aren't big enough to lift a fuckin' shop.
Been Caught "Doing Something"?: Got caught speeding, writing an essay once(that was embarassing), making oragami, folding napkins, putting on my trousers, pooring some coca cola, feeding the zoo animals,etc
Weirdest Makeout Place?: Inside of a fat man's shirt while he's wearing it
Like Thunderstorms?: It would have only taken one second to type "Do You" before "Like Thunderstorms"....
Favorite Shoes?: Napoleon's Ski Boots
Favorite Quote?: "I'd say come again, and then I'd laugh cuz I said cum."
Best Advice Given?: "Never spit into the wind"
Worst Advice Given?: "Spit into the wind"
Favorite Song Lyric?: "How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat?!"
What Quote Says Most About Your Life?: "I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts."
Glad This Is Over?: Don't Get Mad, Get Glad
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Cartman
A big fat kid that hates hippies and likes making fun of jews.(kyle)
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris (Simmons)
Birthday: December 27th
Birthplace: Natick
Current Location: Here
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, German, French, Dinosaur
The Shoes You Wore Today: K Swiss
Your Weakness: I have none
Your Fears: I'm fuckin' fearless
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese it up biotch
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get me a lady-friend
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "lol" or "wtf"
Thoughts First Waking Up: I am so fuckin' attractive
Your Best Physical Feature: Muh titties
Your Bedtime: I'm a man....I have no bedtime
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't believe in memories
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea, Lipton is made with AIDS-tainted blood
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: French Vanilla Coffee Extra-Extra
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck No
Do you Sing: Yeah and I'm pretty damn good at it.
Do you Shower Daily: Why yes, yes I do
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: Your mom goes to college (Yes)
Do you want to get Married: Indeed
Do you belive in yourself: I sure as hell do, bitch
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not anymore
Do you think you are Attractive: Absolutely
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: If you count Tylenol Cold
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Actually.......no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not my thing
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, I jigged in front of a mass audience
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Ummm...no I have not
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Several girls' hearts
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: Everyday
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In my sleep but having fulfilled all my goals.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Doctor, pastry chef, astronaut, sloth.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't give a damn
Favourite Hair Color: Don't give a shit
Short or Long Hair: Long I guess
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: "No Fat Chicks"
Best Clothing Style: Don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: wtf?
Number of CDs I own: Many
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One....thinking I could safely sit on a bonfire.
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