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About Me

..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5 %D%A%D%A%D%A %D%AI adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus%Drom Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! %D%A%D%AIf you want to find out stuff about me, just ask! Im: whlchrninja (eventually going to be jafroninja).%D%A%D%A Press F11 if you want to see the full background Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i want to insert my penis into your vagina.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Living) Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Mike Myers, Uma Thurman, Keanan (from Keanen and Kel), any and all awesome band groups, my future wife, and the messiah.%D%ANot Living) Jimi Hendrix, John Belushi, Chris Farley, Ray Charles, Bob Marley, (Isaac Taitz) the relative that i am named after who died in WW2, and Hitler, so i can kick that bloody bastard straight in the balls, and then proceed to beat the ever loving shit out of him with his own leg. .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Auditions, Ballsacks, and Callbacks?

Saturday, supposed to be a day of rest, was actually one of the busiest and most exciting days of my life.  Take a listen:    So I had an audition for a movie that day, a sort of Middle...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 23:06:00 GMT

Genesis Sermon

           Now we all know that Genesis tells us about Adam and Eve.  And I'm sure everyone here has heard about the tree of knowledge.  But...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 22:04:00 GMT

For the Ladies:

I've decided to teach myself some piano pieces other than classical, but i could use some input from the finer sex. What songs (when played on a piano) would warm your heart? Examples include: You...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 18:15:00 GMT

What do YOU think?

So guys, this is my presidential campaign speech, but before i give it on the 11th, i want to run it past you guys.  So tell me what you think, is there anythign in particular you want to see nex...
Posted by on Sat, 06 May 2006 12:26:00 GMT

1234

yeah, i can count too, but thats also my number of profile views!  at least for now, but i guess that now that you're reading this, you've changed it, i guess you'll have to find some way to repa...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 22:59:00 GMT

Let there be Marijuana

Well, sit right down, little boys and girls, and let me tell you a story, about a speach I made about marijuana and how it soaked in glory... Neat rhyme, huh?  Anyways, November 19-20 was the JS...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 19:58:00 GMT

Party too hard, Guilty.

I didnt think it was possible; but suprise suprise, it flippin is, i overpartied. Went to the shweetest party in the whole of laguna hills, we rocked the casbah!  Let me tell you of the awesomene...
Posted by on Sun, 29 May 2005 17:29:00 GMT

So this Wookie walks into a synagogue...

Apologies to Ben but this is too fun to do. Name: Isaac Yietzhak Taitz Birthday: July 14, '89 Birthplace: Irvine, CA Current Location: Neport Beach, yeah, i'm on tv... Eye Color: why dont you l...
Posted by on Sat, 21 May 2005 16:27:00 GMT

The World as We Know It Has Ended!

Ho-Le-SHITE!     If you are anybody who is somebody, you'd know that i like food.  My motto is: "I'll try anyhting once, except pork or poison."  Anyways, the wierdest thing happened today at lunch.  ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Nov 2004 22:43:00 GMT