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Christopher

Sh&t happens in groups of threes

About Me

Turn me over and tickle me tomorrow....I dont know what to say about me. Well no, I do. Im a smart, well educated, funny guy with a great heart, and great collection of bottle caps (which must mean I'm ugly). I love wines, quiet nights, late nights, great house music, drum and bass, those candies with the sour stuff in the middle and spinning myself around in circles till i pass out --weeeee!Currently living in wonderful vancouver where I grew up, but soon to be moving to Toronto chasing my career (or it's chasing me). Let's see, I laugh a lot, usually at myself; I spend an insane amount of money on shoes, have a thing for Hugo, love: speed (should have become a race car driver) & out-running the cops, Soho in the spring (not NYC), making the "kill" and fortune cookies. I've been told "[a]ll around good guy," "complete asshole," "perfect life partner," and "GREAT kisser." I dont argue with any of that. I am viciously shy, which some times comes across as being a snob or asshole, but its just that I am allergic to starting conversation with strangers especially if I think youre attractive or interested in you. However, once I get to know you, I wont stop. Ohh, and I'm pretty witty too, I use that as an ice-breaker. So stand back if you don't like sarcasim =) Hit me up if I know you...or even if I dont and I should! =)

My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Christopher
Birthday: 8 December '78
Birthplace: Victoria
Current Location: Hongcouver
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right for writing, left for.....
Your Heritage: Sexy canuck wrapped in a Maple Leaf with some german and italian seasoning
The Shoes You Wore Today: fancy little pair of Canali loafers
Your Weakness: a tall guy
Your Fears: failure
Your Perfect Pizza: not likely
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish that Masters
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Immigrant"
Thoughts First Waking Up: BRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Your Best Physical Feature: perfectly sized ears ;)
Your Bedtime: 9:30ish
Your Most Missed Memory: times with my grandmother
Pepsi or Coke: Diet, with Rye
MacDonalds or Burger King: No fcuking way!!!
Single or Group Dates: Dates? Like prunes, I don't know what a date is :(
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea!!! HANDS DOWN! ICED TEA MASTER!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: ICED TEA
Do you Smoke: NEVER, SICK, YUCK
Do you Swear: shit yeah, like a mother fucking trucker, asshole!
Do you Sing: not well
Do you Shower Daily: no, i live on the street
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: like community college? NO, i went to uni
Do you want to get Married: i dont think so
Do you belive in yourself: Ohh yeah, on some things... professional level
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: average
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: we get along well
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE the light
Do you play an Instrument: ....penis?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: LOL... 'hello, my name is chris and I am an alcoholic"
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: advil
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO!! :( I havent been asked out in years
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, hello GAY
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: a box? seriously, do i look like a box of anything eater?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ohhhhhh YEAH, LOVES it
In the past month have you been on Stage: in a cage ;)
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: at home alone hehehhe
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: stolen? lame question
Ever been Drunk: LOL please
Ever been called a Tease: yes, by players who couldn't get anywhere with me
Ever been Beaten up: once :(
Ever Shoplifted: NO
How do you want to Die: Stuck to a large stick and celebrated for eternity
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Ive grown up and Im doing it
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No Fav
Favourite Hair Color: dark brown
Short or Long Hair: short....or shaved!
Height: tall
Weight: depends on the height
Best Clothing Style: trendy meets relaxed meets mod chic
Number of Drugs I have taken: hello no
Number of CDs I own: none
Number of Piercings: 999
Number of Tattoos: 1 big one covering the whole body
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many

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I'd like to meet:

Just looking to meet some great friends who arent going to screw me (literally and non-literally) or my friends (again literally or non-literally). Like I said, in the process of moving to toronto and looking to makes some friends. People who like to party, have fun, relax, dinner, etc. But are also grounded, mature in themselves and what they want, and who respect my and their friends in every way.Or, I guess Im looking for the perfect person. Educated, funny, can hold a great conversation about linear physics (jk) or doesnt squirm or roll their eyes when I start talking politics or arguing law. They also have to enjoy the outdoors, traveling, wine, quiet nights in, as well as busy days and nights out. And looks too are important to me, but thats on a case by cases basis. Confidence and career driven are HUGE turnons. ;) And not cocky, all jessica alba style, cause that's just not cool.

Movies:


Texas Rabbits Rule - video powered by MetacafeOne of my friends said this reminded them of me...."sort of this i don't care who the fuck you are attitude" and he said I was "presistant", I guess those are good qualities--thanks Tyler ;)