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Pirate Paparazzi

“If its tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?”

About Me

I am back living in Wollongong for the moment after a year abroad. I lived in London and worked in a pub, while also travelling to different parts of Europe, visiting Austria (twice), France, Belgium, Germany (twice), Czech Republic, Slovakia, Luxembourg, Hungary, Russia, Estonia, Finland and Spain (twice). Then on the way back to Australia I travelled to Hong Kong.After leaving school in 2003, I decided to travel to Europe the next year, leaving Australia for the 1st time. So in 2004 I left for England, my 1st port of call, before then heading to France, Monaco, Italy & Vatican City, Austria, Liechtenstein, Switzerland, Germany (twice), Belgium and the Netherlands, and then back to England.In 2005 I travelled again, this time not to Europe, but to Egypt and Jordan.Then in 2006, Breanna and I went on a trip to Brunei and Thailand where I got my 1st tattoo, and did some well needed shopping and relaxing. I worked for a couple more months and the finally it was time for my year away. Countries I want to visit: Albania, Andorra, Antigua & Barbuda, Argentina, Bahamas, Bahrain (stopped there twice to change planes), Barbados, Belarus, Bolivia, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Botswana, Brazil, Bulgaria, Cambodia, Canada, Chile, China (been to Hong Kong but not mainland China), Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba, Cyprus, Denmark, Dominica, Dominican Republic, East Timor, Ecuador, El Salvador, Fiji, Greece (top of my list), Grenada, Guatemala, Honduras, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Ireland, Israel, Jamaica, Japan, (top of my list), Kiribati, Kenya, Kuwait, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, Madagascar, Malaysia, Maldives, Malta, Mauritius, Mexico, Micronesia, Moldova, Montenegro, Morocco (top of my list), Mozambique, Nauru, Nepal, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Northan Ireland, Norway, Oman, Pakistan, Palau, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paraguay, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Romania, St. Kitts & Nevis, St. Lucia, St. Vincent & The Grenadines, Samoa, San Marino, Saudi Arabia, Scotland, Senegal, Serbia, Seychelles, Singapore, Slovenia, Solomon Islands, South Africa, South Korea, Sri Lanka, Sweden, Syria, Taiwan, Tanzania, Tonga, Trinidad & Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey (top of my list), Tuvalu, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, United States (especially New York), Uruguay, Vanuatu, Venezuela, Vietnam, Wales, & Yemen. (Other places include, French Polynesia, Aruba, Greenland, Martinique, Montserrat, New Caledonia, Bermuda, Cayman Islands, Puerto Rico & Virgin Islands.)
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Me, Myself, I:
About me:
Full Name: Kelly Jordan
Nickname: Kel, Kelz, Kelva, Kelvanator, Paparazzi
Date of Birth: July
Birthplace: Wollongong
Sex: Female
Age: 21
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Current Location: Cordeaux Heights
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Marital Status: Single
Religion: Christian
Heritage: Anglo-saxon
Hair Color: Brown & Blonde
Eye Color: Brown with a bit of Green
Height: Don't no
Body Type: Normal
Best Physical Feature: Hmmm don't no, Eyes maybe
Clothing Style: Don't no, but I like wearing my boots
Piercings: Ears, Nose, Eybrow
Tattoos: Foot, Shoulder, Back
Top 6 Words To Describe Yourself Best: Competitive, Friendly, Knowledgable, Cheeky, Random, Vindictive (don' get on my bad side)
Favorites:
Music Genre: Lots, mostly Rock and old skool Rock
Group/Band: Queen, Kaiser Chiefs, Keane, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, INXS, Guns n Roses
Artist: David Bowie, Michael Jackson, Elton John, Prince
Song: Rock the Casbah - The Clash
Album: Under The Iron Sea - Keane
Music Video: China Girl - David Bowie
Actor: Johnny Depp, Elijah Wood, Billy Zane, Mark Walberg, Kevin Kline
Actress: Keira Knightly, Kristen Bell, Alyssa Milano, Jessica Alba,
Movie: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Blow, Life as a House
TV show: Veronica Mars, Lost, Heroes, Charmed, Desperate Housewives, Stargate
Color: Gold
Food: Chicken in Rice Paper, Garlic Bread
Pizza topping: Hawaiian
Ice-Cream Flavor: Lemon Sorbet
Drink (alcoholic): Archers and Orange
Soda: Pepsi
Store: HMV
Dessert: Chocolate Mousse
Candy/Snack: Toblerone, Doritos
Fruit/Veggie: Passinon Fruit, Pumpkin
Restaurant/Fast Food: Eastern Eye (Brick Lane)/KFC
Pro Basketball Team: None
Pro Football Team: None
Pro Baseball Team: None
Your:
Goal for this year: Save money for travel
Most missed memory: Hangin with Ian
First thought waking up: Hit the snooze button
Most stupid remark: Are you calling me a dog?
Greatest ambition: Travel the world, the WHOLE world
Greatest fear: Plumitting to my death from a height or being trapped underwater
Favorite subject: Geography
Worst habit: Cracking my knuckles
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Clinginess
Do you have any siblings? Younger Brother
Do you have any pets? No
What is you middle name? Louise
Are you for or against gay marriage? For
Family/Relationship
Mother: Rae
Father: Mark
Best Friend: Many really good Friends (I don't like picking favourites)
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No
Sisters: No
Brothers: Blake
Children: No
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair Color: Brown/Black
Eye Color: Green or Blue
Height: Tallish
Weight: Normal
Favorite physical feature: Arms
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My Interests

Travelling, travelling, and more travelling, (“There are three wants which never can be satisfied: that of the rich, who wants something more; that of the sick, who wants something different; and that of the traveller, who says, 'Anywhere but here.'” - Ralph Waldo Emerson), and Photography, and sometimes Cooking. I also like to collect things like stamps and currency from the places I have been too, aswell as other souvenirs like shot glasses and alcohol. I also like to collect knives.

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp, I was going to put Tim Curry on my list as well but I met him!!! OMG!!! Other famous people i have seen include : Mark Addy (A Knights Tale & The Flintstones), Ewan McGregor (Star Wars & Moulin Rouge), Renee Zellweger (Bridget Jones & Chicargo), Neve Campbell (Scream), Kristen Johnston (3rd Rock From the Sun), Michael McKean (Spinal Tap & That Darn Cat), Cillian Murphy (Batman Begins), Slyvester Stalone (Rocky & Rambo), Patrick Stewart (Star Trek & X-men), Richard E. Grant(English Actor), Amir Khan (Boxer), Frank Skinner (Comedian), Ross Noble (Comedian), Calum Best (Love Island & son of George Best the Footballer), Joe Calzaghe (Boxer - currently the Super Middleweight champion of the world), Emily Watson (Miss Potter & Gosford Park) & Guns & Roses, McFly (English boy band) & View (English Band). More people to add to my list are Madonna & husband Guy Ritchie with their daughter, Sienna Miller, Daniel Radcliffe (aka Harry Potter), Jennifer Connelly (Labrynth & Blood Diamond) & husband Paul Bettany (A Beautiful Mind & The Da Vinci Code), LEONARDO DICAPRIO (Titanic & Romeo + Juliet), Djimon Hounsou (Blood Diamond & Gladiator), also the lead singer of The View and the guitarist from Skunk Anansie(regular customers in the pub i work at)...

Music:

Guns n Roses (went to a live concert at Wembley Arena in London, Queen, Led Zeppelin, INXS, Dandy Warhols, Crowded House, Pink Floyd, Keane - one of my fave bands at atm, they r awesome!!!, Kaiser Chiefs, Talking Heads, R.E.M, The Cure, The Clash, Genesis, Big Audio Dynamite, Wang Chung, Kate Bush, Prince, Michael Jackson, UB40, Toto, Phil Collins, Men at Work, David Bowie, The Beatles, Robbie Williams, Metallica, Nirvana, Australian Crawl, Midnight Oil, Mental as Anything, Fat Boy Slim, Rolling Stones, East 17, Duran Duran, Elton John, Kiss, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, B52's, Roxette, Meatloaf, U2, Spin Doctors, Jimmy Barnes, Cold Chisel, The Police, Billy Idol, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Human League, Deep Purple, Credence Clearwater Revival, Bon Jovi, Bee Gees, ACDC, Live, Placebo, Pet Shop Boys, Mika, Silverchair, Dire Straights, Scissor Sisters, & Marvin Gaye.
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Movies:

Rocky Horror, Blow & Life as a House are the 3 best movies ever made! Star Wars 1-6, What Dreams May Come, Pride & Prejudice, Pirates of the Caribbean 1 & 2, Edward Scissorhands, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, Lord of the Rings 1-3, Harry Potter (all of them), Stargate, Blood Diamond, Brokeback Mountain, Cleopatra, Robin Hood - Men in Tights, The Labrynth, The Dark Crystal, Too Wong Fu, American Beauty, Boogie Nights, Eurotrip, Cruel Intentions, The Phantom of the Opera, Chicargo, Big Fish, Moulin Rouge, Monsters Ball, Finding Neverland, Gorillas in the Mist, Now and Then, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (both versions), The Wizard of Oz, Gangs of New York, Training Day, Three Kings, Fear, King Arthur, Troy, Bill and Ted 1 & 2, Austin Powers 1-3, Fierce Creatures, A Fish Called Wanda, In & Out, Monty Python (all of them but mostly The Holy Grail), Princess Bride, Dungeons and Dragons, Dragonheart, The Real Cancun, This is Spinal Tap, Scooby Doo 1 & 2, Sweet Home Alabama, Van Wilder, Surf Ninjas, My Girl, American Pie 1-3, It, Zoolander, Memoirs of a Geisha, House of Flying Daggers, Beetlejuice, De-lovely, Pricilla Queen of the Desert, Amadeus, Romeo and Juilet, Strictly Dancing, Grease, Disney Films (especially The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, Aladdin & Fantasia), & all the Kevin Smith Films.

Television:

Charmed, Veronica Mars, Lost, Desperate Housewives, Robin Hood, 24, Stargate, Stargate Atlantis, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Spicks & Specks, Cops, Mythbusters, Supernatural, Entourage, Heroes, Buffy, Angel, Party of 5, Seventh Heaven, Hercules, the Amazing Race, Survivor, Ally MacBeal, The L Word, Gilmore Girls, I Dream of Jeanie, Star Trek, Who's Line Is It Anyway, It's a Knockout, That 70's Show, One Tree Hill, Jerry Springer, Seinfeld, Dark Angel, Roswell, Sliders, Dawsons Creek, Drew Carey Show, Felicity, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Just Shoot Me, Melrose Place, Lexx, The O.C, & Happy Days.

Books:

Lonely Planet Guides, any books on travel, TNT Magazine, books on Mythology & Language books.

Heroes:


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Your Travel Personality Is: Easygoing
When you travel, you're looking for a lot of downtime. Vacations are your chance to recoup.
All you need is a scenic spot and plenty of time on your hands. You'll figure out the rest.
You're not one to make lots of plans when you travel. You just follow whatever path seems right. What's Your Travel Personality?
You Belong in London
A little old fashioned, and a little modern.
A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.
A unique soul like you needs a city that offers everything.
No wonder you and London will get along so well. What City Do You Belong In?
Travel Horoscope for Cancer
When you travel, you crave warmth and comfort.
You want a vacation with a home-y feel, a great view, and wonderful weather.
You should travel to:
Fiji
San Diego
Cape Cod
Greece
Venice What's Your Travel Horoscope?
You Are Quite Worldly
You've done a good bit of worldly exploring, and you have an international perspective.
And you're definitely looking forward to your future adventures abroad.
You've got the passport, the desire to travel, and maybe even the language skills.
Now all you need are the means! How Worldly Are You?
American Cities That Best Fit You:
80% New York City
75% Chicago
70% Philadelphia
65% Boston
65% Los Angeles Which American Cities Best Fit You?
You Belong in the UK
Blimey!
A little proper, a little saucy.
You're so witty and charming...
No one notices your curry breath What English Speaking Country Are You?
You Should Travel to Japan
From freak sightings in Harajuku to awesome sashimi, you'll love Japan.
And who knows? You might end up on Japanese TV! What Asian Country Should You Visit?
You Should Visit Brazil
If you're looking for an extreme yet chill vacation, Brazil is perfect for you.
Go wild at Carnaval, get lost in the Amazon, and relax checking out the beautiful people on the beach. What Latin American Country Should You Visit?
Your Inner European is Italian!
Passionate and colorful.
You show the world what culture really is. Who's Your Inner European?
You Are New York
Cosmopolitan and sophisticated, you enjoy the newest in food, art, and culture.
You also appreciate a good amount of grit - and very little shocks you.
You're competitive, driven, and very likely to succeed.
Famous people from New York: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tupac Shakur, Woody Allen What American City Are You?
You Should Learn Spanish
For you, learning a language is about career advancement and communication.
Knowing Spanish will bring you tons of possiblities for jobs and travel. Bárbaro! What Language Should You Learn?
You Belong in Milan
Stylish and sophisticated, you want to enjoy a truly European life - away from tourists!
Milan fits you perfectly. Great shopping, high quality food, lots of culture... with very little hype. What European City Do You Belong In?
You Should Get An Asian Inspired Tattoo
Mysterious and expressive
You like to show off, but you also like to keep some allure What Tattoo Should You Get?
You Are a Dragon
You are very charismatic and incredibly popular.
People are drawn to your energy, but you are a very difficult person to get to know.
You are very active - you are usually hard at work or play.
You enjoy drama, and you enjoy anything unusual or eccentric. What Mythological Creature Are You?
The Cure Shares Your Taste in Music
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Which Musician (or Group) Shares Your Taste in Music?

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im still tryin to figure this whole thing out, how do i make the fotos bigger?
Posted by Pirate Paparazzi on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:38:00 PST