Get Comments For MySpaceI love to sing, dance, go to parties, meet new people, have an occational drink, go to bars and listen to music with friends, playing pool, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends.
i'd love to meet: Orlando Blum, Kevin Costner, Richard Geir, Vin Deisel, and many more. Just too many to name. These are just my top ones. lol
I like: Evanicense, Korn, Three Doors Down, Him, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Goo Goo Dolls, 311, Lifehouse, Cold Play, Cross Fade, Green Day, Third Eye Blind, Counting Crows, Def Leppard, REO Speedwagon, Arosmith, Guns n Roses, Bon Jovi, Queen, Heart, and many more.
Evil, Satanic, and Horror picturesI like: Armagedon, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Girl Next Door, Robin Hood(the movie), Click, Saw, Boogie Man, and many more.
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7 FACTS OF SEXThe 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!Repost this with in 5 minutes as "7 kinds of sex" or you will forever have bad sex
MySpace CommentsCOMMANDMENTS OF DATING (FOR MEN)1. Though shalt not be a girls therapist or friend, you WONT get laid from hearing a girl talk about a jerk she's actually having sex with.2. Thou shalt run away from thou girl who complains about an abusive childhood or abusive relationship.3. Thou shall never talk about thy exes, unless she brings up hers, which brings us too...4. Thou shalt never date a girl who lives in the past.5. If thy girl doesnt eat thy salad with thy salad fork then she shalt be one who is vulgar and lacks manners.6. Thou art men must allways get there validation from thy lives and not from the women they are seeing.7. Art thou shalt be unphased by the rejection of thee, for it is her loss and that is one more no to an eventual "yes".8. Though art must establish himself as thy prize, feign being gay or married if thy must, for thy women want what they can't have, but to be a funny, confident guy is thy preffered route, though fake it till you make it if thy must.9. Thy must learn girlspeak, "busy" means "pretend to be busy" in order to be tested, and "I have a boyfriend" thou art means " I am not attracted to you" for if she did have one she wouldnt let you know if she was attracted.10. Thou art must never solve a womens problems, or you will BE her problem, as thy women use problems to emotionally bond over, weird I know but dont solve a girls problems.Now though art shall go forth and date, without looking like a chump!
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one thing i need to say since this is the hero part of my page. my one true hero of my life is GOD. EVEN THOUGH MY PAGE IS GOTH, THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT I WORSHIP SATAN. God has always been there for me in my time of need. i hope you have found God also.
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