Theres no damn way Turmekistan is a real country.
Mr. T
I'm not actually black, I don't even like black people.
Not Tom. Tom isn't even my friend, and I hate him. If I had photoshop, and knowledge of how to use photoshop, I'd probably make a picture of him with a mustache, or with a panda eating him. Or just a panda with a mustache.