A Brief Haitis |
Well I'm back, on the attack, from vacation. It had a radtastic time to the maxtreme. Just wanted to let the peoples know that there will be more adventures of jaquis the test monkey ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:16:00 GMT |
What Anakin Skywalker was REALLY doing. |
StarWars! Yay! Yeah, i know everybody's psyched for the final episode, 3 out of the total 6: the greatest market move in the film industry to date, but do you honestly know what it's about? If you sai...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Apr 2005 19:33:00 GMT |
Little known fact... |
So as you know with the pope gone a new figure head for the Catholic religion needs to step up. Now we all know that God picks this man among the many cardinal applicants but... how exactly does this ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Apr 2005 21:03:00 GMT |
We will miss the heroes of fashion and homosexuality. |
I am sorry, but the news is true. The Fab 5, well known for their hit show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, decided to take a break from making straight guys walking fruitbaskets and get their orgy on...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Mar 2005 10:55:00 GMT |
I gots me a girl. And just not any girl... |
Thats right ladies, I'm officially taken. I'm sorry to all those other fine female figures out there who wanted a piece of me, but I think this woman is the real deal. Who could tie down such an ani...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Feb 2005 21:01:00 GMT |
My sister the kidder |
This is an ACTUAL story that my REAL sister wrote about me for english class:
"*You and your borther are dangling over a cliff. Someone comes along who can save only one of you. You must decide w...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Feb 2005 12:42:00 GMT |
Story Time! |
This story came to me during one of my very frequent "trips" while testing the latest Prozak...
The world was a quiet and peaceful place, until they came. They, you may ask? The chickens. They c...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Feb 2005 16:20:00 GMT |
Dedicated to Chester, may he rest in peace... or pieces. |
If you haven't viewed my recent pictures, go do that now before reading any further. For those of you who have seen the unfortunate accident this is Chester's story. He was a good bunny and one of t...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Feb 2005 19:01:00 GMT |
My friend is famous! |
Im so happy for my friend, billy. I don't have many friends, thats one reason why i decided to start a blog. He is all over the internet and he looks great.
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jan 2005 18:15:00 GMT |
HI! |
HI! Yes, I am a monkey. My employee plan says that I get one hour of free time, so I thought I would let the whole world know me. It's great here in the lab. I might smell a little bad, but they p...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jan 2005 18:04:00 GMT |
