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Johnny Bondage

Fake Hollywood Rockstar Bullshit

About Me

Hi.

My name is Johnny and I go to the University of East Anglia, where I am doing Psychosocial Sciences- more interesting than it sounds- honest!

I play bass and write for a band called Blow Up Doll, write for Still Dying punk rock magazine and occasionally do a bit of modelling.

Listen. The system is screwed.

Born to lose.

Tighten the noose.

Please don't mistake my confidence for arrogance. There are no rock stars in this world, just arseholes who think they are.

I love my friends.

I want to be a teacher :)

xx

UPCOMING GIGS!!

My Interests

Rock and Roll
Strongbow or a cheaper alternative
Late nights
Badger Parties
My amazing Australian accent
Songwriting
Barbeques
Playing crazy gigs
Chatting shit
George Forman
Educating people in the wonders of the Mighty Boosh
My wonderful girlfriend :)
Guitar
Bass
Piano
The Victoria Inn
The Intake Club
Eating fudge in class
Turning up late
Good times :)

I'd like to meet:

People who have a life outside of myspace.

People with opinions.

Music:

Punk, Rock, Glam, Pop, Classical, Accoustic, Loud, Electric. Anything with something valid to say.

Movies:

Sid and Nancy
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Saw
Shaun of the Dead
The Filth and the Fury

Television:


8 out of 10 Cats
Family Guy
The Simpsons
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
The Mighty Boosh
Pimp My Ride
Top Gear
TOTP2
Derren Brown

Heroes:

They know who they are x

My Blog

Whore

Stare at a screen. Do fuck all. You're a generic Myspace whore. But at least you've got over 1000 friends, At least you've got lots of lovely picture comments, From hormonal boys and pervy men, Starin...
Posted by Johnny Bondage on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 03:24:00 PST

Ladies and Gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. All of you are screwed because this world is full of fakes; We're the consumer generation, who live to fill a basket, full of things we never need...
Posted by Johnny Bondage on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:01:00 PST

Thursday Thursday

Hello you beautiful people. All in your own way. But some of you will age badly. Overnight. Like a pear. Hope your well! I am very. I am at UNIVERSITY it's dead good! Psychosocial Something... can't r...
Posted by Johnny Bondage on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 02:56:00 PST

Blow Up Doll!!

You may or may not know, but my new band is finally up and running! Blow Up Doll is a female fronted hardcore oldschool pop punk band signed to Still Dying Records, and we are going to do things ...
Posted by Johnny Bondage on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:51:00 PST

Punk...

Is a scene. Just like the indie scene or the emo scene or the metal scene. It's a load of conformist bollocks. Back in the day punk was ripping everything up and starting again- There were no mohawks,...
Posted by Johnny Bondage on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:38:00 PST

Would you rather...

Your crammed into a room full of old women. Like fucking sardines man! You can hardly breathe because every part of your body is pressed against an old woman. They are all stroking an pinching you in ...
Posted by Johnny Bondage on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:15:00 PST