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michael stobart

somewhere over the rainbow

About Me

I am a walking paradox, i live in stagnant diversity. what more can i say? embrace your hipocracy. hello, i am michael i stop the rain falling on peoples heads in a very literal sense. I try to enjoy life to the best of my ability. I laugh at everything because otherwise where would you draw the line? I reckon i'm pretty lucky in life. i'm as capable of cuntishness as i am lovelyness. things confuse me.
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My Interests

finding balance in an unbalanced world, getting loaded, taking the piss, trying to grow wings

I'd like to meet:

anyone with a vested interest in the absolute desruction of the status quo, revolutions mearly go round lets find a straight line .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

metal, classical, anything that manages to express the emotional intent of its creator

Movies:

films (fuck the americaniseation of our langauge) all sorts, tank girl is one of my favorates

Television:

all hail the glowing god. When are they gonna have celebrity death camp?

Books:

china mellville, pratchet, i read as a form of escapeism so anything provides a door to another world

Heroes:

my mum and dad, my sister and lucifer (the original freedom fighter)

My Blog

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my life feels like a grey carpet being slowly unraveled, every once in a while there's a mildly interesting stain.
Posted by michael stobart on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:15:00 PST

tony blair no longer even tries to hide the corruption in goverment

Tony blair has today announced that he is pesonally called a halt to the long running police investigation into the legality of our goverments massive arms trade with saudi arbia. An interesting move ...
Posted by michael stobart on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:34:00 PST

little princess

Once there was a prince, and our prince needed a princess. In order to test the princess was a princess theres a test, the test we know best as that of the pea and the matress. But sleep now li...
Posted by michael stobart on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:48:00 PST

paradox in so far as my mind will allow

i'm sat on a perpetual fence, it's not that i cant agree i think i can believe to much. I can honestly say i love each and every one of you, a life force is a thing to be worshiped, to be loved, ...
Posted by michael stobart on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:17:00 PST

giving up smoking

i'm giving up smoking again, fucking tight  chested intense cravings bollocks. i've smoked for so long now (16 years) it has become as integeral as eating. i hate how dependent i am on external s...
Posted by michael stobart on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:55:00 PST

evolution

i have a theory, i reckon if i spend my entire life concentrating on growing wings then get my children and my childrens children and all future generations of michael spawn to continue this concentra...
Posted by michael stobart on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:57:00 PST

boredomamain

sat stareing sighting screens, such sureity soliciting sluts dreaming doing doesn't do, don't dulude dude do action acts almighty at, almost always astonishing that
Posted by michael stobart on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 03:09:00 PST

workworkworkwork

workworkworkworkworktimetogobeserk workworkworkworkworktimetogobeserk workworkworkworkworkthinki'llbuildabomb workworkworkworkworkitshouldn'ttaketolong workworkworkworkworkthenmywork'llbegone  ...
Posted by michael stobart on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:28:00 PST

lifw

isnt life wonderful when your fucked, amazing that really  
Posted by michael stobart on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 12:47:00 PST

why am i here

so here i am in cyber space floating aimlessly in some data stream like a pooh stick with purpose, and for what i wonder. Am i attempting to overcome my hatred of all things tehcnological? or has my e...
Posted by michael stobart on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:36:00 PST