Boy Toy

I'm Fred Selph! That's pronounced thelph. My life consists of two things music, and men. M&M! Tasty! I started playing piano the same year I found out I was gay, 3 years old. And trust me, I haven't looked back. My life's journey has taken me all the way to part time-assistant music director at St. Richard's Episcopal Church in Florida, not to brag or anything. I run a tight ship, people call me the "whipping boy". I am also very snippy, but my bark is worse than my bite, (outside the bedroom)! If I snap at you, you're either a bad musician, you've startled me, or we're having violent sex. Or a mix of three (my favorite)! John Wilson is my least favorite person. I don't care if he has Crone's disease, he's always a stick in my craw! Also, Bob Miller will claim we're best friends, but we never speak outside of church. I have a companion/lover. His name's Chad. He started out as my adopted Phillipino son with another man, but I realized I love him as a son and as a partner. I also will be loving him as a brother, because in November we are both being adopted by the same gay man, Lance, so we will be brothers, talk about brothers in arms;)! Then we will become lovers with Lance, which would also make me Chad's step-son, and make myself my own step-grandfather, and would go on to make Chad my step-step-great-grandfather who I have sex with. Very common. Besides my job at the church, I am a maid for several rich and powerful people. Not to mention influencial. I'm also the biggest gossip this side of tornado alley! My lover says I need to wear a mussel, in fact he has forced one on me several times to gratify his sexual fantasies. I was happy to oblige! My favorite day was when me and my lover super glued ourselves together (our fronts). We had two muscle men tear us apart at the end of the day. Chad lost the most skin, but I lost my share. Chad had to get a blood transfusion from how much blood he lost. As for me, I just sucked it up (his blood, and later his penis, which had been torn in half). My favorite week was when I grew my gotee, or however you spell it. My favorite month was boy scout camp when I was 7. That's when I lost my virginity. My favorite year was 1994, because I had sex with 6,574 men that year. My favorite decade was the 90's because I had sex with 58,973 men. And my favorite century was the 20th, because I was born that century. And in that century I had sex with 184,529 men. Also, I have GAIDS, but don't worry about me, I'm just a carrier.