Bob the Bitch

My name is Bob Miller. I used to be a choir director at St. Richard's Episcopal church in Winter Park but not any more! I ran away to California to start a new life as an artist. So far I have painted 12 things. I'm doing pretty good! I live with my daughter who has something wrong with her health wise, and it's a real drain. My best friend is Fred Selph. I know how to play three instruments; the organ, the piano, and the harpsichord, and lately I've been dabling with the cornet. As you can tell from my profile image, I enjoy wearing "bling". My eyes are lazy and cross slightly, but it's cool because you think I'm looking somewhere else, but I'm looking at YOU. That trick comes in handy when you're trying to stare at beautiful ladies other than my wife (who is no longer beautiful), and trust me, there are ALOT of beautiful babes where I live in Long Beach, CA! My life has been great since I quit work and stopped making money and moved in with my daughter! I've been trying to live on the edge by wearing jeans, listening to popular music (Keith Urban) and stealing. Also I'm pretty much constantly drunk. Don't get on my bad side, or believe me, I will give you the biggest look of resentment! I've been working out. I do 16 push-ups followed by 19 jumping jacks followed by two minutes of jumping in place followed by one minute of stretching follwed by 40 cartwheels followed by 8 sommersaults EACH DAY for the last THREE DAYS (not including today, I'm taking a break)! Take a look at my pics, I'm sure you'll like the results;) Since I only have about 8 years left I've been thinking about having an affair, so e-mail me with your number and a pic, I promise I won't dissappoint;) If you know what I mean;) Also you could e-mail me for real at [email protected]. I think if you open up your heart, you'll find there's a little room for Bob Miller inside.