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EVIL TWIN!!!!

You're Never Gonna Get Ahead Giving Head To The Man.

About Me

Did I request thee, Maker, from my clay to mould Me man? Did I solicit thee from darkness to promote me, Biotch?

My Interests

Martha Stewart.

I'd like to meet:

Leprachauns (so they can teach me how to spell leprachaun), midgets, dwarves, hobbits, gnomes, elves, the little folk. Then I want to start a sort of naked death match and pit them against each other. The winner will enjoy an evening of fine dining at one of NYC's Arthur Treacher's, a fine bottle of wine (the cost of which may not exceed $5.99) and a tour of an authentic East Village studio apt. Ave. D counts as East Village, right?

Music:

Let's not get into that. Music is a pissing game.

Movies:

I can pretty much be cajoled into seeing anything. Last week I saw five movies, which costs like 50 bucks. I could have brought peace to Rawanda or whatever but noooooooooooo I had to see The Chronicles of Narnia.

Television:

I'm a vegetarian and I don't own a television which gives me lots of time to sit up at night thinking about how I'm better than everyone else.

Books:

I never read this book but apparently I am a character from the movie adaptation
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

Heroes:

John Fante, John Doe, John Steinbeck. Only Johns. I only admire Johns. And occasionally Dicks. But that's it. Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 85% The Flash 80% Robin 75% Superman 65% Hulk 65% Catwoman 65% Iron Man 60% Batman 45% Supergirl 40% Green Lantern 40% Wonder Woman 30% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

My Blog

all the jobs I've ever had that I can remember

Yesterday I went to a job interview. Ben says it went ok.  I don't know.  I'm keeping my fingers crossed.  Anyway, I feel that the resume I turned in was a poor...
Posted by EVIL TWIN!!!! on Thu, 25 May 2006 12:00:00 PST

End of discussion.

Finally, now it can be told! If you're any thing like me then everyday you stumble out of my little box on 6th St. blowing your nose into a germ encrusted hanky before stuffing into your back-poc...
Posted by EVIL TWIN!!!! on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 01:33:00 PST