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Matt

I'm what Willis was talking about...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Built to Spill, Flaming Lips, Interpol, Kaiser Chiefs, Kings of Convenience, Mars Volta, Modest Mouse, Postal Service, Scissor Sisters, The Mountain Goats, Wilco, Blues Traveler, Dave Matthews, Drive-By Truckers, Grateful Dead, OAR, Phish, Santana, Green Day, White Stripes, Beck, Ben Kweller, Ben Folds, Ben Harper, Cake, Coheed & Cambria, Counting Crows, Franz Ferdinand, Hot Hot Heat, Jack Johnson, Jane's Addiction, Kings of Leon, Muse, Oasis, Pearl Jam, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, The Killers, TV on the Radio, Weezer, 50 Cent, Dr Dre, Method Man, Nas, Notorious BIG, Slick Rick, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, TuPac

Obadiah Parker - Hey Yeah (Outkast Cover)


Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Requiem for a Dream, Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou, Almost Famous, Goodfellas, Boondock Saints, Kill Bill

Television:

SouthPark, Simpsons, Family Guy, 24, Law & Order, The Shield, Thief, Sopranos, Entourage

Books:

Catcher in the Rye

My Blog

Sort of...

"'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of - it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after 'I love you' or 'You'...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:35:00 PST

The First Time

"When your going to see another person's cash and prizes for the first time. The first time your going to see the other person's downtown bonanza. And so you check it out and you hope that it's nice a...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 09:25:00 PST

A wild night of drinking...

"A wild night of drinking to me is when you drink so much that you eventually pass out...and when you wake up you're naked in a police car with two cops...and you're driving!"
Posted by Matt on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 01:54:00 PST

Women

That's whats wrong with society nowadays - women get too much advice about men from other women and they don't know what they talking about.  I be seeing the cover of magazine in store and it say...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 01:28:00 PST

Banging New Chick

So, I've been banging this new chick for a couple of weeks now.  Its weird...she always giggles during sex - no matter what she's reading!
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The clit...

The clit is a lot like a lobster tattoo.  Except it's not a lobster, or a tattoo.
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Farting...

One time I farted at a girl's house. I wanted to blame it on the dog, but she didn't have one; so I blamed it on the fish. She looked at me and said, "Fish don't fart." I replied, " How do you know, y...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Proliferation of News

"On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently 3 full-time, 24-hour news networks."
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Girlfriends

"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Prejudice...

Some people say "I don't care if people are white, black, purple or green". Ah, hold on now... purple or green? You gotta draw the line somwhere. To hell with purple people! Unless they're suffocatin'...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST