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Danger

I fart in church and curse in front of grandparents

About Me

I don't like drama. I like cheese. I don't like whining. I like beer. I don't like queers. I like funny jokes. I don't like to make love. I like to fuck. I don't like racist minorities. I like pool. I don't like people who can't hold their liquor. I like dogs. I don't like mexican food. I like sea food. I don't like people who don't like me. I like me. I don't like drinks with umbrellas and colors. I like television. I don't like fat chicks that don't realize they're fat. I like my girlfriend( she'll probably read this and get mad that i didn't say i love her, but it wouldn't really go with the theme of the whole thing. you know i love you babe) I don't like parralelagrams. I like ac/dc. I don't like white people that act like they're black. I like black people that act white. I don't like black people that act black. I like to say ladyfriend instead of girlfriend. I don't like when the cashier throws my change down and doesn't look at me or tell me to have a nice day. I like good movies. I don't like limp hand shakes. I like chocolate milkshakes. I don't like drunk kev. I like ciplenskis. I don't like people who can't sing that think they can. I like when Derner spontaniously bursts into songs off the top of his head
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My Interests

football, movies, that chic -- chewing gum, cookie crisp, beer, fire, conteplating how planes fly, beer, pornography, tacos, jail, beer, the New York Jets, sushi, pinwheels, beer, beer pong, magic, sex, cigarettes, sea life, space, beer, the mechanics of a locomotive, my friends girlfriends, AC/DC, pirates, life in the wild west, oh, and beer

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B+ You're a pro at going with the flow You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity. Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?..This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor

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I'd like to meet:

Hot chicks, and you if you're cool

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Adam
Birthday: Krentzman
Birthplace: Mars
Current Location: Belmar in the Great state of New Jersey
Eye Color: blue as the summer sky
Hair Color: up here or down there?
Height: 6ft. of twisted steel and sex appeal
Right Handed or Left Handed: who cares?
Your Heritage: German/ Russian/ Austrian/ Hungarian
The Shoes You Wore Today: slippers
Your Weakness: hot chicks
Your Fears: fat chicks
Your Perfect Pizza: I wish this question was asking for favorite pie
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'm not gonna masturbate all year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "I don't blame you , you're only human"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why's everything so sticky
Your Best Physical Feature: Haven't you seen me
Your Bedtime: whenever the bar closes
Your Most Missed Memory: When i used to be a woman
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: White Castle
Single or Group Dates: doesn't matter as long as i get laid at the end of the night
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I need a brisk baby!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Women or ice cream?
Cappuccino or Coffee: mix
Do you Smoke: like it's oxygen
Do you Swear: fuck no!
Do you Sing: I can't even talk sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: no comment
Have you Been in Love: I love you baby
Do you want to go to College: clown college
Do you want to get Married: I don't know, i heard theres no more blow jobs when your married
Do you belive in yourself: If i don't, who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, i give it
Do you think you are Attractive: Oh yeah, I'm hot
Are you a Health Freak: your body is your temple. My temple is collapsing
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: love'em
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: who me?
In the past month have you Smoked: If it ain't white it ain't right
In the past month have you been on Drugs: If it ain't white it ain't right
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I guess you could call it that
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I live in fuckin NJ, what do u think
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: stupid question. NEXT
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: just last night at the K.I.T. party
In the past month have you been Dumped: heh heh
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's fuckin December jerk off
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I'm not aloud in Home Depot for 5 years
Ever been Drunk: who me?
Ever been called a Tease: yeah right
Ever been Beaten up: lets not talk about that
Ever Shoplifted: like i said, I'm not aloud in home depot for 5 years
How do you want to Die: with an adrenalin rush
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: older
What country would you most like to Visit: the one with the naked silent chicks
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/ green
Favourite Hair Color: blonde/ brown
Short or Long Hair: long up top/ none down below
Height: under 5'6"
Weight: under 120
Best Clothing Style: on my floor
Number of Drugs I have taken: don't hide it, divide it
Number of CDs I own: I
Number of Piercings: DON'T
Number of Tattoos: CARE
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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