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About Me

I'm 21, from Kendal, and am currently in the last year of my three-year sentence at the University of Chester Disney media Prison Camp of love.I likes bacon, cheese, ska, punk, reggae, classic rock (but not that Kiss shite), bass and being a lazy bastard who does nothing as much as possible. I also smell fantastic sometimes, however other times I smell less good.I think of myself as an approachable person and I always make an effort to talk to someone and get along with them, unless of course they really 'grind my gears' or are scary to me in some way or another. And arseholes. I don't like arseholes. Or wallet thieves. Or people from Warrington.
What kind of girl are you?
You scored as Athletic Tomboy.

Athletic Tomboy

81%

Hippy

75%

Slut

63%

Popular Bitch

56%

Nerdy Girl

38%

Goth

38%

Preppy Girl

19%

Loser

6%
What type of girl are you?!!
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Too right.
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I am 94% Ska.
.. Pick it up, I skank! I am one full-fledged crazy Rudie, I am going to go celebrate my victory with some skankin'! Take the
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You scored as Eaten. Your death will be death by wild animals. You will probably get eaten by a bear or shark something because you don't know the natural safety precautions and are ignorant.

Eaten

93%

Disease

87%

Poison

73%

Stabbed

73%

Suffocated

67%

Bomb

60%

Natural Causes

40%

Gunshot

40%

Suicide

40%

Disappear

33%

Accident

27%

Drowning

13%

Cut Throat

13%
How Will You Die??
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My Interests

beer, ska, punk, bacon, cheese, punk, bass, reggae, gigs, and all the fun and laughter you can have with the aforementioned. I am also interested in the art of paper cup sculpting, massive art on the floor and the paper mache magic wizardry all taught by the legendary Neil Buchanan.

I'd like to meet:

Interesting, intelligent and immature people of likeminded interests. Anyone who's into ska or live and unsigned music. I'd also like to meet up with super cool people I never or rarely get to see nowadays. There are a lot of you that I sorely miss, and we need to sup some jars sometime.But I'll basically talk to anybody who's a good person. Good people should rule the world, and I hope that one day they will. For the time being though, let's all be as boss as we can eh. And if we can't then lets just get pissed up and beat up a homeless person.

Music:

Rx Bandits / Sublime / Prime Skandal / Seven Seals / Pennywise / Weezer / System Of A Down / Lubby Nugget / Wayriders / Call Of Duty / Less Than Jake / Reel Big Fish / Incubus / Mad Capsule Markets / Parisman / Pietasters / Capsown / Failsafe / Farse / Rancid / Ramones / NOFX / Ordinary Boys / Osker / Operation Ivy / Rudebones / Rocket From The Crypt / Save Ferris / Satanic Surfers / TaunTra / Slapstick / Whitmore / Yellowcard / Whitesnake / Voodoo Glowskulls / Johnny Go fast / 311 / Alkaline Trio / All / 3dbs Down / Ataris / Bad Religion / Brand New / Billy Talent / Dropkick Murphys / Green Day / Floggin Molly / Millencolin / Bouncing Souls / Guttermouth / Howard's ALias / The Riverclub / Homegrown / Jesse James / Muse / King Prawn / Lagwagon / Lit / Mad Caddies / Skylar / RedMojo / Athena / Thinkpol / Charlotte With Robots / Bob Marley / Culture / Third World / Free / Bad Company / Alice Cooper / Thunder / Bon Jovi / System of a Down / Snooky / Dillinger / Mr Scruff / Go Team / Deep Purple / Jane's Addiction / Jimmy Cliff / The Cat Empire / Crazy Arm / Random Hand / Planet Smashers / Your nan's band / Anybody but Kiss, because they were SHIT

Movies:

American history X / American Psycho / Alien / Clockwork Orange / Full Metal Jacket / Baseketball / Happy Gilmore / Sin City / Blade / The Ring / Battle Royale 1 & 2 / Sin City / earlier bond films / Run Lola Run / 50 first dates (soppy but funny) / Waterboy / Idle Hands / anything but kids films like Ice Age, Star Wars or Lord of the Rings because they're all crap. GROW UP.

Television:

Father Ted / Alan Partridge / Extras / Mock The Week / Fawlty Towers / Family Guy / South Park / American Dad / frasier / My Name Is Earl / Firefly / whatever your nan watches on Sundays

Books:

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time / Hi Fidelity / About a Boy (not the film cos that's better shit) / Stig in the Dump.

Heroes:

Famous peeps: Michael Moore / Flea / Roger LTJ (even though he is a complete git to his family and everyone else he meets) / Andy Fraser (Free bassist) / Rivers Cuomo / Ole Gunnar Solskjaer / Ryan Giggs / Gary Neville / Peter Schmeichel / Takeshi Ueda (Mad Caps Bassist) / RXBANDITS / Bob marley / Michael J. Fox / Capdown / Lubby Nugget.Partially Less Famous: My best friends in the whole world; Sat, Hucker, Jonny Shire (despite always missing my birthday and generally being an unreliable bastard) and my brother Stu. People who are nice to you as soon as you meet - seeing you for who you are, without all the pathetic crap. Meryl for being consistantly incredible in every way possible and always being there for people she cares about. Benny G and D.C. for the better times gone by. Failsafe and Tauntra for keeping ska fresh and generally being nice fellas. Freya for being Freya. And my parents because they've always been there for me and always will no matter how much of a shitty bastard I've been over the years.Everyone else who I like aswell.I'll stop now before it turns into any more of a Bafta award speech.