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About Me

My first Love. Mini Me
APRIL
Ais forArty
Pis forPlayful
Ris forRadiant
Iis forIntense
Lis forLucky What Does Your Name Mean? I Live for Halloween My Fox Fire peepsFETISHES/OBSESSIONS: Antiques,flea markets,wearing & collecting aprons, scarves, religous statues and paraphanelia, vintage embroidered and chenile linens/bedding, collecting belt-buckles, lacy hankercheifs, funky socks, and unique undies. I AM: Loving, compassionate, funny, forgiving, artistic, quick and witty, honest, loyal, fiery,stylish, loud, social, unique, and let's not forget humble. I ENJOY: Tanning, rainy days, public displays of affection, inside jokes, weird dreams, the smell of gasoline, funny answering machine messages, having my hair played with, being in love.
You are Brigitte Bardot
Naurally sensual and beautiful
You're an exotic beauty who turns heads everywhere
You've got a look that's one of a kind What Famous Pinup Are You?Take the quiz: "What is your personal mascot?"

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Monkey
You are a fun-loving creature aren't you? That's why a monkey suits your tastes best! You always have a smile on your face and you are funny. Congrats!!

Your Lip Gloss Flavor Is: Watermelon

You tend to approach life as a fun game - being playful at every turn.
You're a flirt with flair, and your the type most likely to surprise your date.
But you're popularity doesn't stop with guys... you've got a great group of girlfriends too!
You're fresh, aggressive, and more than a little sassy. The tangy taste of watermelon goes great on your lips.
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The most common interests of people who like aprons are...

books, cooking, crafts, kissing, appetizers, body piercing, catching people in lies, cereal, christmas, christmas lights Query The Universal Mind

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My Interests

God/church, Karaoke, pets & animals, movies, dancing, committed relationships, the beach, bars, drawing, sewing, lengthy cuddle sessions, vacations, making friends, and good food.

Which internet subculture do I belong to? [CLICK] You are a Camwhore !
Please, put some clothes on! Sure you might get some desperate lowlives paypaling you $2 to see your nipples, but the rest of us could use the bandwidth!
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone I have a real connection with- Who I don't want to meet: Trucker cap wearers, anyone sporting anything VonDutch, Mtv clones, Chicks that wear Uggs, anyone trying to look 80's who wasn't around in tne 80's, pointy shoed Sex in the city wannabe's, and if your purse costs more than my rent... Get your priorities straight. -Don't talk to me, we're different breeds; I don"t speak your language. Style is personal and defining. If you don't have your OWN, you're lame.Apes
is a
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Music:

KG, Lee, & JBFav's: Tenacious D, The Darkness, Tom Petty, Jimmy Eat world, The Cars, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Goldfinger, Greenday, Journey, Billy Joel, Weezer, Dixie Chicks, Hillsong, Misprintz, 90's KROQ.... My taste is too eclectic to categorize me musically.

Movies:

Overboard, Office Space, Raising Arizona, Hair, anything John Hughes, Nightmare Before Christmas, Return of the Living Dead, lost in translation, Just one of the guys, Beastmaster, Deuce Bigalow, The World According to Garp, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Austin Powers, Thelma & Louise, The Man with 2 Brains, Honeymoon in Vegas, Creepshow, Bachelor party, Forbidden zone, ANYTHING with Christopher Walken!!!.... Cold Mountain rocked my world... Hedwig & the angry inch, Kill Bill!

Television:

The Chappelle Show, Bitch! America's funniest home videos. Can't live without Reality shows! Survivor, simple life,average Joe, Blind date, Elimidate,The Osbourne's, extreme makeover, American Idol, surreal life, even Paradise Hotel... Conan O'Brien, Jackass, Viva La Bam, That 70's show, CSI, Lancelot Link-Secret Chimp, Strangers with candy, Kids in the Hall, Greg the Bunny. I also watch Discovery kids on Sat. morning.

Books:

The Bible, the dictionary... Stephen King's "IT" is awesome, but my favorite book of all time is "How to hold a crocodile."... I got it at Pic 'n Save when I was 10, and it's a How-to book full of wacky stuff, like how to bottle a whole pear, and how to attract butterflies to your garden. (Pans of beer), how to make your own sun-tan lotion, how to medicate an angry cat... etc.

Heroes:

Jesus, my parents, and this guy passed out in the foyeir of my work.

My Blog

Magnetic Poetry

The following are my Magnetic Poetry creations: Be an essential giftSwim in the momentWhen he drives it in, we shineSmooth togetherness.Screaming SeaCry water mistPanting rainMoan blue latherPict...
Posted by Apes on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:48:00 PST

another f*cked up dream

So here I am, in my old bedroom in the house I grew up in, packing. Only all my clothes, are my cousin's clothes (which I would not wear) and I'm moving, but only focusing on putting together 4 outfit...
Posted by Apes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

weird ass dream

Get this- I dreampt that I had two birds as pets, and found a bird in my house that was dead, on it's side with missing breast feathers. I picked up the dead bird & started stroking it, and it came t...
Posted by Apes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My dream Last night

I was in some party house, with rickety stairs, and the kitchen was upstairs. The kitchen floor was laminated with old record album covers... Some loose, which I slipped on. The dining table was in th...
Posted by Apes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Check out my pics!

These are pics of peeps I love. They either enhance my life, or shake it up like an ant farm. Naughty by nature; My Elanie! She's moving back so, watch out, L.A.! My sweet angel KJ. Keep it ...
Posted by Apes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

We're in love and we can't help it.

"It can't be Apie calling, because she's here." Chris's song to me: I can't get rid of you I don't know what to do I don't even know who is growing on who 'Cos everywhere I go you're ther...
Posted by Apes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I like Him for Him

She don't care about my car She don't care about my money And that's real good because I don't got alot to spend But if I did it wouldn't mean nothin' She likes me for me Not because I lo...
Posted by Apes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Love is only a feeling

The first flush of youth was upon you when our eyes first metAnd I knew that to you and into your life I had to getI felt light-headed at the touch of this stranger's handAn assault my defences s...
Posted by Apes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

annoying & lame things about me

This one rated: I suck! I cannot, and will not crap in a public bathroom. Whenever I type "you" it always co mes out "yopu". I re-use tissues. I'll blow my nose, have it laying around ...
Posted by Apes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You all look alike-

This one rated: Your "cool" isn't cool anymore. Allow me to vent for a sec...People who plaster themselves with tattoos used to be considered deviants of society. In the 80's, if yo...
Posted by Apes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST