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Audry Roth

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I LOVE coloring my hair different wacky colors. I also LOVE maiming my neighbors' pets, and then pretending to be shocked when they tell me about it.

My Interests

Blaming other people for my weight

I'd like to meet:

My daddy

Music:

organs

Movies:

Anything that was, at one point, a television show.

Television:

Reality Television starring celebrities in set-up situations. the 700 club

Books:

The Turner Diaries, The Diary of Ann Frank, and the diaries of gullible lonely old people.

Heroes:

Anyone on television.

My Blog

Moving up. (end)

I was very disappointed that I didn't get all the neat cage stuff, but decided to make due with what I had.  Maybe this exotic hamster was ten times as great as Terry's dumb old hamster.  So...
Posted by Audry Roth on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 10:08:00 PST

Moving up. (3)

I told her all about the hampster and all the gear i needed, and how it would be the best stuff money could buy.  So she got all dressed up in her best clothes, took my money and my list.  "...
Posted by Audry Roth on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:55:00 PST

Moving up. (2)

So i opened my bag and began counting all of my money.  Four dollars from Andrew, twelve from Benjamin, and eighteen from all my weeks of house chores.  Thirty-fourish i belive it was. ...
Posted by Audry Roth on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:59:00 PST

Moving up. (1)

When I was 6 I got my first pet.  I was over at my friend Terry's house, just after she had gotten a hamster.  She had a great cage for it.  It was huge.  The hamster was pretty an...
Posted by Audry Roth on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 04:19:00 PST

Secret Identity

The Big Bopper is the Zodiac Killer.
Posted by Audry Roth on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:33:00 PST

Mr. Sensitive

There is a man that eats people's tears.  His name is Mr. Sensitive.  He made me feel loved.  He is the most kind person i know.  When i saw him outside of the cluster-fuck, he cal...
Posted by Audry Roth on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:50:00 PST

Rat Race

Mother and lewis say that all people of color like me should be their slaves, and that when they are thru with us, we will become their slaves in Valhalla.  Lewis told me all I know about my fath...
Posted by Audry Roth on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:24:00 PST

Secret Admonisher

Sometimes lewis and Mother leave me alone when they go away on buisness.  when i am home alone i like to watch tv and play dress up.  i found that i make a more convincing man than woman.&nb...
Posted by Audry Roth on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 02:15:00 PST

Boy’s Club

When I was 5, Mother and I lived with some friends of Hers.  They were sisters I think, and one of them had 2 kids, one named Phillip and the other named Andrew.  Phillip was 13 and Andrew w...
Posted by Audry Roth on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 10:51:00 PST

New Tattoo

i got myt my first professional tatoo yesterday.   It reads "Mother holds her children's hands for just a little while...thier hearts forever."  She didn't say a word to me during the c...
Posted by Audry Roth on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 04:39:00 PST