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About Me

I am Portia.
[Por-sha]
I am not named after a car.
So no car jokes plz.
you might think so, but you're not the first person to say it. You're only making yourself look like a tit.
I like piercings. I have 7.
I like tattoos. I have two, and plans for a third one soon.
Pingu is the way to my heart.
I don't have trillions of friends, but the ones I have are better than every single one of your 3000+ friend list put together.
Let me cover myself in tattoos.
Let me push holes through my skin.
Let me listen to loud music
We're only young once. Lets make it something to remember.
Kayla
Because she's really really qool xD and we talk on msn whenever we can, and I stay up till like 4am talking to her, then fall asleep in college the next day XD.
But, guess what? She's well worth it, cause we have the funniest conversations ever...if anyone read them, we'd probably get arrested or something!
Like I said in my old heroes section, nobody is safe in our conversations. Everyone is a target :D. But when we're not messing around, she's really good at listening and helping me, and I hope that I do the same for her :)
It's such a shame I live on the wrong side of the Atlantic, otherwise we'd be having bags of fun :D
Ian Watkins
Because he's probably one of the coolest people on the planet, and he has one of the most amazing bands I've ever seen. Lostprophets are amazing live, they've never let me down and i've seen them 3 times. I'd like to meet Ian, just to let him know how much we love them :D
He's also very, very fit. XD
Dannie
She's really cool, and we have some proper good conversations on msn :D
I nearly actually got to meet her once, but it woulda taken me nearly two days to get home, so I couldn't make it :(
But one day, I swear I will do, because she's really cool, and we'd have like the most amazing day ever =D

My Interests

Ian Watkins belongs to Portia :]

I'd like to meet:

Heroes:

Just him thx.

My Blog

LOL I love Kayla <3

what does Ian think of Pete Wentz?What does Ian think of Patrick Stump?What does Ian think of Portia?n_n...
Posted by Disasterpiece on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:51:00 PST

This year..

Has been one of the best years of my life. When I started College, I didn't know anybody, I didn't know what I wanted to do with my life and definately didn't know what to expect. Well, now we're at t...
Posted by Disasterpiece on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:54:00 PST

It's 4am and i'm alone.

Isn't it funny how sometimes you think something is 'worth it' and it means a lot to you, and then all of a sudden you realise that really, it isn't, and you look back on it like "what the hell w...
Posted by Disasterpiece on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:57:00 PST

LOL The adventures of Portia and Smarterchild!

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says: Do you work? I put the fun in funeral! says: yes - SmarterChild - contributing to charity says: That's cool. What's your profession? I put the fun in...
Posted by Disasterpiece on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:53:00 PST

Rainbow Bridge.

Rainbow Bridge Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hi...
Posted by Disasterpiece on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:13:00 PST

In the city was a sinner...

As many of you know, I aspire to be an English teacher. In Japan. Why? I don't really know. I think Japan is an amazing country, and Japanese kids are well cute but seriously, it's a big thing, ...
Posted by Disasterpiece on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 05:10:00 PST

A new year, a new start.

So, it's officially 2007 now. Great. Good. I'd like to start again this year, completely. Last year was a bit of a fuck up in a lot of ways, and I did lots of dumb things, although I don't regret any ...
Posted by Disasterpiece on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 07:01:00 PST

If I was the Prime Minister

...'tis a small idea me and Dannielle came up with. I think i'd win the country's votes.... It would go like this: 1. Bring back the death penalty. 2. Anyone caught listening to Avril Lavigne or anyth...
Posted by Disasterpiece on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 10:40:00 PST