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Sue- Will you be my friend???

Why does everyone seem to be wearing smoking jackets and swirling brandy snifters?

About Me

I'm married with kids. I'm a small business owner and professional smart-alec. ___________________________________________________________ I am not a good billboard for Jesus... __________________________________________________________

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My Interests

Reading, writing, art, music, ardvarks, shiny things, midgets,people with an unhealthy obsession with their own importance, things that give me a wedgy, men who call their arms "guns",rude people,the nose pickers that I see at every stoplight,car singers,stream of conciousness, guys who think I'm attractive while I'm sweating like a farm animal, tourette's syndrome.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet humans...I am so sick of robots and aliens trying to weasel their way onto my friends list.

Music:

Primus,Tool,Red Hot Chili Peppers,My Chemical Romance,The Raconteurs,Queen,Devo, Guns and Roses,Radiohead,Foo Fighters,Beck,Eminem,Roger Miller,Pixies,Dead Kennedys,The Ramones,The Darkness, The Cars,Rush,Nirvana,Metric, Soundgarden,Deftones, System of a Down,Hot Hot Heat,Guillotine and all the great Whatcom County bands who are working their butts off, have TONS of talent and still haven't gotten a record deal...You guys completely ROCK!!!

Movies:

I love all things related to the mafia (I like to fantasize that I have uncles named Paulie and Tony). I also like comedies...SNL people,Quentin Tarentino(genius),Gone With the Wind,Edward Norton(looks just like my brother) movies. Why does Brad Pitt think he needs to share that he was "considered quite the flirt in college"? Does anyone really care about that? Midlife crises, anyone?

Television:

Everyone should watch constantly until their eyes glaze over and they become zombies that wander the earth going "Ahh...Argh...blaaa..." (those noises that zombies always make---zombies are boring and predictable). If I had HBO I'd be all about the Soprano's, since I don't, I watch a whole season at a time on DVD (whenever I can wrestle a family member away from one of the t.v.'s) People in this house are watching Fuse, Disney/Nicklelodeon or the Speed channel...none of which a channel choice that I have made!

Books:

Hemmingway, Bronte sisters, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Anne Rice, C.S. Lewis, all the authors you like, you.

Heroes:

My Big A (who should be a photographer,or do some stand-up,or SOMETHING!!! My Big C (bass and drum playing genius ), little K (Pele and Mia Hamm all rolled into one)My husband who puts up with all my crap. I also like Ian, he's pretty funny,he needs to get to work being the next Tony Hawk 'cause Big A is trying to buy some Dolce and Gabbana!

My Blog

the eating habits of pigeons

The Eating Habits of Pigeons This really has nothing to do with pigeons&I just thought it sounded scientific and pretty, somehow. I have been thinking deep thoughts today, though, mostly about fat kid...
Posted by Sue- Will you be my friend??? on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:59:00 PST

little trailer on the prairie

Little Trailer on the Prairie OR Little Ghetto in the Sticks OR Why I Require a Moat and One of Those Drawbridge Thingies     My neighbors are insane. You wouldn't think anything was out of...
Posted by Sue- Will you be my friend??? on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:59:00 PST

Attention Whore

I'm onstage and the room is dark, except for the three foot wide bubble I'm occupying. Where I'm at, it's high noon as the ugly yellow spotlight hits the top of my head and forms an ugly lemon ring al...
Posted by Sue- Will you be my friend??? on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:09:00 PST

Kids are fun!

We'd been trying to get my 15 year old son to pick up branches off the lawn that had blown there two windstorms ago. We told him we'd give him 15 bucks to do it, but he was always far too busy, either...
Posted by Sue- Will you be my friend??? on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:17:00 PST