Attention Massachusetts: You now have a new place to party on Wednesday nights. Your friends DJ JOHNNY and DJ SHEP cautiously invite you to BETTER OFF ALLSTON, a night that even Sam Kinison would be proud of. Beginning Wednesday night December 6th, these 2 strapping young lads will be providing you with all you need to safely get yourself over the proverbial hump: Booze, attractive members of the opposite sex, and all your favorite 80's songs. Please join us at the Sports Depot in Allston EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!!! This party has only just begun....if you missed our first night, shame on you. Never let that happen again. Wednesday is now the new Friday. You're welcome.