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craig

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

like to chat with cute girls and cool guys-don't work to hard but play hard,into hockey,skateboarding,and music(well just britney spears), am afraid of clowns and wonder who is cobbling me wooden shoes at night,(I think it's kevin federline,on account that he doesn't have a real job anymore),like bean and cheese burritos and think Kevin Pereira is actually jesus christ reincarnated-he's too savy for his own good(and check out that brave fashion sense),hope one day to become owner of a laundry mat chain and follow in george jeffersons shoes and move on up to da east side,(holla),hate christmas and wish the ghost of christmas present would stop touching me while I sleep.

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My Interests

hockey-outdoors-video games,girls,Kevin Pereira's hair,banana vodka smoothies,midget tossing,Labatt's Blue,johnny walker(sensing a trend here),italian food-chef boyardee doesn't count(or so i've been told),my own sense of self worth!

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I'd like to meet:

anyone interested in chat and having fun!Girls over the height of 6 feet(who doesn't love a human freak),Olivia Munn,Peter griffin,(screw you he is real),as many peoiple as possible from MY SPACE--(add me to your friends list),Walter Ostinak,David letterman,and basically anyone who is not a figment of my imagination...

Music:

grenday,offspring,ah hell just about anything that contains a wurlitzer or references to pullin out your nine-I'm feelin ya tupac!
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Movies:

anything by kevin smith-and horror,love the horror,(have ya seen attack of the show),whatever stars Jenna Jameson or Nicholas Cage(except con-air,that sucked ass),anything blu-ray(ya like I can afford a blu ray player).
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Television:

lost,24,house,attack of the show,whatever turns my brain off and allows me to escape from reality!

Books:

don't read a whole lot,unless it contains the words play,hustle,or anything from Olivia's rack.MOM NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD!

Heroes:

kevin smith,kevin pereira,that guy I met at the circus who operates the tilt'a whirl(loved the mullet),captain morgan.

My Blog

F@#K MYSPACE

So I have finally come to realize that myspace is a complete and udder waste of time or anyone who isn't a celebrity-adding friends is more like collecting trading cards-ya get a cool picture and that...
Posted by craig on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 06:57:00 PST

Celebrity whore mixer!

So here I sit watching the ol' boob tube and all that seems to be on is Britney fuckin Spears shaving her dam head-why the hell is this news?Why the hell is this flooding almost 100 channels? Did I do...
Posted by craig on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:33:00 PST

HERSHEY HIGHWAY---with chocolate sauce!

So I start to write this blog and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,sorry-fell asleep.Has anyone else ever actually read some of the blogs pornstars post? If ya have then you know that much like the ...
Posted by craig on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:46:00 PST

MYSPACE-NOTHING BUT A FLEA MARKET!

Now I know myspace is a great place for networking and meeting new friends -ya know a way of putttin yourself out there without actually gettin out and doin the footwork!But since when did myspace bec...
Posted by craig on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 09:00:00 PST

Chew on this Bauer!

WTF is wrong with t.v.-and by that I mean 24,yah 24 the show.I used to love this show and looked forwward to nights it was on-but holy shit has this season become predictable-not kinda guess predictab...
Posted by craig on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:06:00 PST

WTF

So I bought this laptop with an understanding that ACER made good computers-I was grossly mis-informed!   Not only does acer make sub-standard products but the company I purchased it from,MDG,see...
Posted by craig on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 12:39:00 PST

THE BURNING INSIDE!

I had a little sore and on my balls it did appear. I hoped it wasn't herpes but for this i did fear! For the girl that I got with wasn't a girl at all! Cause when the panties came off this lady had a ...
Posted by craig on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:01:00 PST

broken comp

My comp is broke and I want to cry-but it will be fixed soon and my link to the oputside world will be back in my arms -i miss you my love ,come home safe -I will wait with the giddiness of a school g...
Posted by craig on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST

READ THIS DAM BLOG,(soI'm not wasting my time)!

Today I write a blog just for the sake of writing a blog-it's not like anyone reads them anyway,(and if ya do please mail me and let me know),it's not like the guys who run this place are gonna t...
Posted by craig on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:30:00 PST

triscuit treats

What the fuck is wrong with people these days-is everyone really so into themselves that people can't stop and say hi when someone has alreay greetted them.  Take for instance,today I was in the ...
Posted by craig on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:19:00 PST