- reading (sci-fi/fantasy, horror, historical)
- writing (fiction & poetry)
- some fiction from The Holy
Insurgent of Uncertainty
(me!)
"Tommy" trilogy:
"Only The Lonely"
"In All Beauty"
"The Arrival"
"John Smith" series:
"The Visitor"
"For Tomorrow We May Die"
"Mr. Prince" series:
"Prometheus Unbound"
"The Dance"
"African Queen"
"Henri Ibert" series:
http://www.angelfire.com/scifi2/thegame_1/
http://www.angelfire.com/scifi2/revelation/
http://www.angelfire.com/scifi2/circus/
"Tears From Fears"
"Jeff Friedman" series:
"Stretch"
"A Rose By Any Other Name"
"Dude, Where's My Leg?"
"Oh My Love, Farewell"
"Long Arm of the Law"
"Song Without Words"
"Nietzsche Is Dead"
"The Wringer"
"Immigrant"
"Liebestod"
"Mi Bemol"
"Cathedral"
"The Raver"
"The Torturer"
"Ralph and Richard"
"The Dance (Part II)"
"A Merchant of Venice"
"Dreams Can Come True"
"The Testimony of Thaddeus"
"Ye Must Be Born Again","My Hero","Genesis"
And check out these as well (I wrote them too):
http://www.angelfire.com/film/dude_where/
http://www.angelfire.com/scifi2/theblindfold/
http://www.angelfire.com/planet/leroimalgrelui/
http://www.angelfire.com/planet/bluefairy_1/
http://www.angelfire.com/planet/bluefairyii/
- politics
- sociology
- economics
- portrait art
- photography
- theology and the occult
- music (classical, arranging)
- broadcasting (former media analyst/
producer/show host)
- Church of the SubGenius: "Go ahead, you can kiss Bob. He's a deity. He's not just some...guy...." (Rev. Ivan Stang)
- breakdancing (in particular Popping which is totally different from Power Moves, have been a fan for years)
- dude dancers with loose bods that can move like rubber at will. I've seen WILD things only guys can do and you know what I wanna do with them.
If you can pop like this, I wanna know you (in the Biblical sense...). A crunk liquid body is the one I want.
"YouTube1"
"YouTube2"
"YouTube3"
"YouTube4"
"YouTube6"
Nam Hyun Joon
Clothes:
- phat clothes (bigass baggy rave pants, baggy camouflage pants & cargoes, extra long t-shirts & double jerseys)
- new or vintage denim bellbottoms (We're talking bigass pants! But nice, not dragging--sloppyness is gross.)
- Levi's jean jackets
- lycra/spandex
- leather and latex clothes (Only as fashion on guys, not for S&M or bondage. Not into pain or unequal relationship.)
- Adidas, Nike, Reebok silk and old skool nylon windwear & athletic gear
- guys in baseball caps
- hoodies (especially phat baggy oversized ones on dudes. Yes. Dudes. Not girls.)
- Someone I want to wake up to in the morning. I'd wake up with a smile
to any of my Myspace friends who just happened to fall in my bed (even
the straight ones). :P
- Nice guys. That's right. You smug know-it-alls can shove it up your hole.
You might like it.
- Let's get one thing straight (pardon the pun): I don't like just...guys
(bleh). I like BEAUTIFUL guys of any race or country, age 18 and
over.
- Poppers!!! Breakdancers, b-boys, poppers--all poppin' dudes! You're
a sick, rubber-limbed FREAK. That's right: a RUBBERMAN!!! I wanna
meet and have fun with dudes who can do IMPOSSIBLE things with
their body, movin' like they just lost their skeleton and laughin' while
they do it! They slither, glide, and undulate like they are made of
rubber! FREAKS!!! B-boy, if you're a rubber-limbed freak and
you want to know someone who appreciates you right, holler!
- Smiley dudes with long arms & legs
- David Bernal aka David Elsewhere (check his clips, yup, he's a
rubberman, wuh!)
Elsewhere @ Kollaboration 2001
and
Elsewhere @ Kollaboration 2004
- Mr. Wave (New York City Breakers: ya, him too. Check it.)
"Beat Street" battle
- Nam Hyun Joon (the best popper in the world--here's a clip)
Nam Hyun Joon
- any girl that can do this: "rubber girl"
or this: Boneless girl
- Jose Roberto Alvarez Vargas, a 20-year-old contortionist from Venezuela (He's hot. Check him out.)
Jose
- strippers, longhairs
- goths, punks, saggers
- Charlie Hunnam (beautiful blonds)
- bodybuilders and boys with bunny ears
- guys who are mature, sensual, and fun (FUNKY)
- guys in Adidas and phat over-the-hands hoodies (Gangsta!)
- Lash from the movie "Sky High" (Yeah, he stretches like rubber!)
- loose stretched-limb dudes (you know what I mean only if you're one)
- any height but tall dudes turn my head (I mean way over 6' tall!)
- paper-thin skinny, like rubber (you can slide under a door!)
- athletic guys (not overbuilt, I think that's gross)
- guys with character in their face (CRUNK)
- Tom Welling (beautiful & black haired)
- contortionists (flex-x-xible guys!)
- actors, musicians, filmmakers
- Aladdin-lookalikes
- any educational level but personality is more important (What good is
a degree with no depth?)
- any of my friends on Myspace (You're all cool, you know it. I choose
my friends with care. Everyone should.)
Who I'd like to do:
- Jon Bon Jovi
- Kevin Zegers
- Steven Strait
- Ashton Kutcher
- Charlie Hunnam
- any of my Myspace friends that were interested
- any of those rubber-limbed guys in my YouTube links (at left)
(all of the above, at the same time....)
Hi5: my Hi5 account
I am a Classical music collector and arranger.
Like:
- Some classic rock (INXS, The Doors, Level 42, Fishbone)
- Any intelligent music with good orchestration and style.
Don't like:
- Top 40
- Avril Lavigne (archetypal pissed-off kid)
- Alanis Morissette (gargling whining harpy or a cat going through a wringer)
- Nickelback (the most overplayed and overrated band of our time)
- screaming (ie. well-marketed garage bands--any band that has to scream their lyrics, no matter how famous they are, are just exhibitionists, like parading your dick in public)
- sci-fi
- horror
- comedy
- historical (if not hysterical, read: "Braveheart")
- "Akira" (anime)
- "All the President's Men"
- "Amadeus" (though Mozart was probably less socially inept)
- "Apt Pupil"
- "Austin Powers" (Mike Myers as Dr. Evil: "In the spring, we'd make meat helmets.")
- "Beat Street" with Mr. Wave from New York City Breakers
- "Breakin'" with Boogaloo Shrimp who does some popping, and check that rubberman with his legs over his shoulders at the end of the movie.
- "Boys Don't Cry" (Hillary Swank is probably the only girl in the world I would be attracted to.)
- "Brokeback Mountain" (check my blog review)
- "Capote" (I'm sure a lot of gays were like that then. We don't have to put on that act now.)
- "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"
- "Death to Smoochy" (Edward Norton!)
- "Dogma"
- "Donnie Darko"
- "Dorian Blues"
- "The Fantastic Four"
- "Farinelli"
- "Good Will Hunting"
- "Interview With the Vampire" (I liked the look of Cruise and Pitt as Lestat and Louis, but even these roles could have been better cast by more convincing unknowns).
- "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" (gotta love Jay's tete-a-tete with the L.A. prostitutes on the outtakes)
- "Lastikman"
- "Lord of the Rings"
- "Lost in Space"
- The Matrix trilogy ("Stop trying to hit me and HIT me!")
- Monty Python's "The Holy Grail"
- "Mrs. Doubtfire"
- "My Beautiful Laundrette" (the only film I know that portrayed the gay characters as the sanest in the movie)
- "Nicholas Nickleby" (Charlie Hunnam!)
- "Powder"
- "Spiderman" (Tobey Maguire!)
- "Sky High" (I want to make out with Lash the rubberman)
- "Star Trek" (all of them)
- "Star Wars" (all of them except Episode One)
- "Sudden Impact" ("Go ahead. Make my day." Clint Eastwood)
- "Transamerica" (Kevin Zegers: whoa!!)
- "V for Vendetta" (the brilliant rebuttal to "1984")
- "What Dreams May Come"
- "Gargoyles"
- "Doctor Who"
- "Smallville"
- "One Piece" (anime)
- "Batman" (Vincent Price as Egghead!!!)
- "Get Smart" ("Schtocher. This is KAOS. We do not 'bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb' here.")
- "Monty Python" ("Put her in...THE COMFY CHAIR!")
- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
- "Ren and Stimpy"
- "Star Trek" (original series)
- "Star Trek: The Next Generation"
- "Star Trek: Voyager" (The writing was always excellent, if not all the characters.)
- sci-fi/fantasy (All the old sci-fi writers like Heinlein and Zelazny. Stephen R. Donaldson's "Thomas Covenant" series. David Eddings'
"The Belgariad")
- horror (Brian Lumley, Anne Rice)
- historical fiction
- literature
- psychology
- sociology
- Nietzsche
- G.I. Gurdjieff
- P.D. Ouspensky: "This means that with a quick and early growth of personality, growth of essence can practically stop at a very early age, and as a result we see men and women externally quite grown-up, but whose essence remains at the age of ten or twelve." ("The Psychology of Man's Possible Evolution")
- John Boswell's "Christianity, Social Tolerance, and Homosexuality"
Religious:
- The Bible (raised Christian)
- Hinduism (Srimad Bhagavatam)
- Buddhism (Zen)
- eastern masters like Sri Chinmoy, Sri Aurobindo, Sri Ramakrishna, Yogananda, Sri Yukteswar, Sri Lahiri Mahasaya
Music:
All composers whose life was dedicated to the creation of beautiful music: Telemann, J. S. Bach (and his composer sons), Handel, A. Scarlatti, D. Scarlatti, Lully, Rameau, Mozart, Haydn (and their underrated contemporaries), Beethoven, Spohr, Czerny, Weber, Schubert, Schumann, Mendelssohn, Wagner, Brahms, Dvorak, Tchaikovsky, Grieg, Svendson, Balakirev, Borodin, Glazunov, R. Strauss, Vaughan Williams, Respighi, Rachmaninov, and of course the modern movie music composers like Danny Elfman.
If you're not crying from the quintets in Mozart's "The Magic Flute," there's the exit.
"Say that again? You don't LIKE Beethoven??"
Dance:
- Boogaloo Shrimp
- David Bernal/David Elsewhere (popper) who's got a body like rubber (one of the best)
- Mr. Wave of NYC Breakers (another rubberman)
- Nam Hyun Joon (Korean popper - THE BEST)
- all guys like them. (Would like to meet a gay dude like them!)
Writers:
- Friedrich Nietzsche: probably the clearest and most misunderstood thinker of a century.
- P.D. Ouspensky: influenced by G.I. Gurdjieff, the author of a philosophy of human psychology using machine imagery as metaphor, more relevant than any religion I know.
- Anne Rice: her best idea in "Interview With the Vampire" was that people become stuck in their generation and can't move on. Only a strong mind can transcend his generation.
- Robertson Davies: Canadian novelist
- Spaulding Gray (R.I.P., suicide, depression)
Movies: Lash the rubberman from Disney's "Sky High". (Hell ya, I wanna stretch and bend like rubber! Don't YOU???)
Comics: Collected comics as a kid. Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, etc. (JLA--Justice League of America).
Please check the cardinal's Groups below, (didn't know I was a secret Prince of the Church, did ya?), especially his own:
Hoody Boyz
Elastic Heroes
You'll think it's gay, but that's the best reason to join. Oh, and do chat with his secretary, the monseigneur out in the hallway, before you go.