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Joe(y)

Art biters need to catch herpes. For real.

About Me

My name is Joe, and I sometimes do drawings for money, which is sort of like tap-dancing for money; the only difference is people don't clap for me when I'm finished. That's patronizing anyway. You can check some of 'em out if you want at www.copperthistle.com.I like the family I got... I think I'll keep 'em. My kids are funner than yours, and my wife has freckles on her face, which rules. I think she likes me because I help her make cute babies.

My Interests

My wife and kids, monkeys, drawing, illustration, tacos, hip hop, video games, movies, overthrowing people and stuff, burning things.

I'd like to meet:

Lao Tsu and Buddha at a TGI Fridays in the afterlife... Oh you mean now? Bootsy Collins.Oh, and I'd love to have a sword fight with Liono from Thundercats... He's a mark.Panthro was the man.

Music:

Favorite group of all time: Pete Rock & CL Smooth.Other than that... HIP-HOP (I said hip-hop, not that shameless garbage polluting my air in the radio waves), breakbeats, Soul, jazz, death metal, electronic, what-have-you. ..

Movies:

Favorite movie of all time: The Warriors.Other than that... Campy, gritty horror flicks, 70's and 80's comedy movies (before the political correctness bullshit murdered humor), most action flicks, documentaries about worthwhile subjects and anime (pretty much anything animated).

Television:

Rescue Me, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Chappelle, The Office, Miami Ink, Aeon Flux, Liquid Television, Pee Wee's Playhouse, shows about monkeys. Everything else is wack.

Books:

The Tao te Ching, Behold a Pale Horse, the Dictionary, books about monkeys or tacos.

Heroes:

Maurice Sendak, Bootsy Collins, angry monkeys who throw feces-filled tacos at unsuspecting passer-bys.

My Blog

Weird dreams and such.

I've been having these weird apocalyptic sort of dreams lately... Last night's was probably the weirdest. I'm not sure what happened before it, but pretty much everyone were what I guess zombies, but ...
Posted by Joe(y) on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:35:00 PST

Deep Thoughts, by Joe Dion

I'm really starting to miss a lot of points in my life. Like that summer where we played football every day up at the tower and then played relivio every night. Or how we used to hang out in Harvard s...
Posted by Joe(y) on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:46:00 PST

I've been thinking...

I took off work today to be here when the Comcast folks came to release us from our hellish Verizon bullshit internet connection. We finally can say we have cable TV now too... It's pretty sweet. I sp...
Posted by Joe(y) on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:44:00 PST

I'm such a fat fuck.

I am completely regretting walking up those 8 flights of stairs this morning. I got to the elevator and saw about 10-15 snobby fucks waiting for it and said "Fuck that"... So I started hiking up the s...
Posted by Joe(y) on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 06:59:00 PST

Daddy? Was Mommy a Monkey? I forget.

By far one of my favorite Simpsons moments of recent memory. ...
Posted by Joe(y) on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 07:48:00 PST

Hahahaahaahaaa

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Posted by Joe(y) on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:54:00 PST

Cool shit.

I'm lazy, so I just figured I'd re-post what I just did on Deviantart...Lots of cool stuff recently:1. New computer. A sweet imac Intel. The thing screams and it's so goddam pretty. (Almost prettier t...
Posted by Joe(y) on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:04:00 PST

Milhouse give him back his soul, I have work in the morning!!!

Well it's back to being groin-grabbingly (or groin-shrinkingly) cold outside. This weekend was in the 50's, and now this. What the fuck? So all the Yinjas are on the prowl (yuppie ninjas), outfitted i...
Posted by Joe(y) on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:26:00 PST

Sinuses packed with rage.

The sound of people drilling and hammering on the ceiling directly below you fucking sucks. And then it gets quiet for like 20 minutes, so you start to calm down, then all of a sudden the fucking soun...
Posted by Joe(y) on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:12:00 PST

Best. Wife. Ever.

Dude, what wife goes out to two different stores and buys a video game on it's release date without even being asked? My wife, that's who. Even though she hates the fact that I play these things. I al...
Posted by Joe(y) on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:22:00 PST