A stunned silence, a hearty Facepalm. |
A recent non-conversation in the elevators where I work...Scene: A woman, about middle aged, gets on at the 4th floor (I am on my way to the 8th). She presses 5 (remember this, it's important to the r... Posted by The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:18:00 PST |
A My Chemical Romance review so good it deserved a reposting. |
I posted this review at least a year ago but I came across it again tonight, and it still makes me laugh out loud:Nobody knows why Queen worked. Maybe it was the '70s. Maybe it was Freddie Mercury's m... Posted by The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 07:56:00 PST |
God Bless America (or: New Lows in American Consumerism) |
I have no idea how this one slipped past me, but some googling and a trip over to doritosthequest.com proves that this isn't a joke...Mountain Dew flavored Doritos. Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ.After 8 ye... Posted by The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 08:13:00 PST |
Dear Adobe, |
Why did you decide to default to the marquee tool on startup in photoshop cs3?You guys never cease to amaze me with your endless run of bad design/usability decisions. I'd love to hear a compelling re... Posted by The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 08:13:00 PST |
Bad software makes baby jesus cry (pt. 2) |
I'm often anywhere from curiously amused to downright punch a nun in her vagina angry when I come across weird design or user interface flaws/omissions in software I use every day. Take Photoshop and ... Posted by The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla on Thu, 29 May 2008 06:31:00 PST |
Bad software makes baby jesus cry (OR: avoiding work with Myspaces blog feature) |
Computers are great. They are do things that make your life easier, they have the internet on them (and subsequently free porn...which I guess also makes them digital porno magazines), you can play ga... Posted by The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla on Fri, 16 May 2008 08:07:00 PST |
Rooftop Suicide Club (2001 - 2008) |
This is for anyone who misses the bulletin...After 7 years as a band (2 of which I've been a member), RSC is going to call it a day. Eric made the decision to leave the band earlier this week and with... Posted by The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla on Fri, 16 May 2008 07:06:00 PST |
Yahoo, we hardly knew ye. |
So it looks like Yahoo might give in to Microsoft.It seems to me that msn search is shitty enough, we don't really need a second one that has a Yahoo logo on the top of it.Personally, I gave up on Yah... Posted by The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:16:00 PST |
Why oh why oh why... |
Why is it that the guy who fills the soda machine in the office is always doing it right at lunchtime when people...I dunno...want a fucking soda?I hope he's doing it on purpose to be a jerk to us lam... Posted by The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:57:00 PST |
It sucks, but the drugs are pretty good. |
I had my appendix out Sunday. Let me explain...I woke up around 6am Sunday morning with a really bad stomach ache, nothing like I'd ever felt before. Having been sick the past few days I tried to make... Posted by The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:06:00 PST |