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BikerFox ®

"People Magazine Sexiest Man of the Year" According to Google.

About Me



If you have ever lived in Tulsa, OK, then you have seen or heard of BikerFox. Born in 1958 in the mouth of an alligator, BikerFox worked his way up to stardom by entertaining the locals with his hipster bicycle tricks. By the age of 14, BikerFox had bought his first bike. It was a 10-speed Huffy with pegs on the front and back. After wearing out endless sets of tires and forks on the new Huffy, he upgraded to a Cannondale from the advice on his long time friend, Lance Armstrong. With the new bicycle in hand, BikerFox could jump higher, ride faster, and pedal much longer. This enabled BikerFox to do his first front flip on a mountain bike. He patented this with the US General Attorneys office in 1998. So here in 2006, BikerFox has touched the hearts of children, parents, and the elderly. Even the local motorcycle club has come to love and accept him. BikerFox has one main goal, and thats to bring happiness to the world.

My Interests

Cycling, Bowling, Water Polo, Knitting, Weaving, Gardening, Skating, Interior Decorating, Singing at Weddings, Disco Dancing, Entering in Food Contests, Flag Football, Canoeing

I'd like to meet:

My Fans!

Music:

Disco! John Travolta, Frankie Valley, Barry White, Barry Manilow, Little Richard, The Village People, Clay Aiken, Ruben Studdard, Ryan Secrest, any Sweating to the Oldies with Richard Simmons.

Movies:

BrokeBack Mountain (favorite), The Notebook, You've Got Mail, Sleepless in Seattle, The Breakup, Pretty Woman, Philadelphia, Titanic. Any mushy love story with a romantic happy ending.

Television:

Friends, 7th Heaven, Golden Girls, The Facts of Life, Little House on the Prarie, Desperate Housewives, Queer Eye for the Straight the Guy, Greys Anatomy

Books:

How to Cross Dress, Colorful Fashion Sense, Top Ten Ways to Dress Gay, Attraction: The Male Way, WWF: Balls to the Wall, Fudge Packers: Not a Chocolate Treat.

Heroes:

Richard Simmons.

My Blog

Turkey go home.

These giant birds live in BF's back yard.       Birdfox out....
Posted by BikerFox ® on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 10:09:00 PST

E-Harmony.com & Match.com

If you are desperate and cannot get a date. The website is for you.. Having problems getting excited about a girl. Guys this is your place to find a loser like yourself.. Girls be an anchor for you bu...
Posted by BikerFox ® on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 08:33:00 PST

Astronauts n Space

Well BF thinks its time to cancel the space program. He has been a supporter forever. When they start plotting to dispose of one another you know its time for a change.       &nbs...
Posted by BikerFox ® on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:44:00 PST

Al Quida in Tulsa Oklahoma

  The game of life. A sense of humor is a must. Being the chairman of the Al Quida left wing is a difficult job..    We Love U Americans. Not all of us are bad. Love the Taliban Chair...
Posted by BikerFox ® on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:22:00 PST

Tulsa Taliban Leader

We are the extreme left wing of the Taliban. Our counterparts are against the infidels or Americans. We are the peaceful and Loving left wing of  al qaeda.  Allah never wanted...
Posted by BikerFox ® on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:11:00 PST