Once upon a time..... In a place called Cricklewood and Wood Green two mOslims were born Hamida C and Aminah B, Aminah was very mischievous drinking bleach at an early stage and running around, Hamida was brilliantly clever but just as equally naughty. Little did they know that destiny would bring them together.... for they had one thing in common.......THE COLOUR OF THEIR SKIN. lol.
2004 was the year, the year that the earth shook, it was in a little room filled with computers and a teacher who’s trousers were higher then Simon Cowells that the two first saw each other.... there was little communication for they were far to complexed individuals to have noticed each other from day one.....
Hamida and Aminah
H and A were allocated a group project together... a project they’d both never forget, it was in that class that a fellow member of there group asked Aminah "what bra size do you wear" to which Aminah replied "Ask your mum that question before you ask me".....it was in that sentence that Hamida laughed out loud she liked this chicks style and agreed with her, but that was not the end of the lesson.....OW NO.
Jack was his name... and Hamida and Aminah had found some common ground and were yapping away not listening to the teacher (obviously) but SHOCK HORROR the tutor wanted to see if everyone had done the assignment she set at the beginning of the lesson, HUH!!!! Aminah and Hamida were going to get it they weren’t paying attention at all. They rushed over to jack and asked Jack Jack!! How did u do that programming on the screen? THE TEACHER WAS DRAWING CLOSER.... HURRY!!!!!! to which jack replied eeerrr i don’t remember. Hamida and Aminah looked at each other in confusion "but we just saw u clicking away right now" jack retorted "eeerrr i forgot"........Was this some kind of sick joke or was jack a real galactic space alien who’s memory erased itself every 2seconds or was unable to process data if not said phone-tic-ally..... They realized jack was no human he was indeed a robot, the way he swung in his chair exactly 20 degrees to the left 20 degrees to the right.... it was all too obvious, the way his posture was "absolutely flawless" thanks George Michael i couldn’t have said it better myself.
H and A from that one glance at jack knew they had discovered something.... something never seen, heard or observed by man or woman alive, they stared at each other and smirked some would say that smirk steered the way to a beautiful friendship.
How many people can say they have their own personalised clocks that’s classy ;).............Even though the times completely wrong that’s classy lol.
To our friends, foes and those from other planets.....peace, welcome AND Namaste. Thank you for checking out our page, we’d love to get to know you, and for you to give your opinions and random facts, like for example did you know a cow releases about 125 gallons of gas per day, HOLY SHITTTT!
We just like to clear something up Hamida and Aminah take all faiths seriously including there own and don’t mean to cause any offence...were just two friends seeing the light hearted side to life in the world we live in today. So kick back and enjoy laughing AT us (we don’t mind, we’ve accepted our destiny) as well as laughing at celebrities such as the very wise Brooke Shields who once said..........."Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life." (Well duh your dead!!)