Jeff Scott - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hello folks and folkettes. I'm a 24 year old native of Huntington, New York. Some might call me an artist, but I don't really paint pictures or make sculptures. I might be able to hold my own with a box of Crayolas, but I wouldn't exactly make Salvator Dali shake in his shoes. The reason that some may consider me an artist is because of what I call my three creative outlets, which are music, writing, and comedy. Musically, I play the bass and have written many songs. Writing wise, I am writing a fantasy novel, with a slew of other ideas churning around in the old melon. I am also working on a few smaller stories in different genres. As far as comedy goes, I'm starting to do a little stand up here and there, working some open mics and eventually nab some paid gigs. Some ideas, I use as blog material, which is one of the main reasons I created this page. So there, maybe that qualifies me as an artist, I'm not sure. You know what? I once interviewed a guy that allows an audience to move a running vacuum cleaner up and down his body, and he considers himself a performance artist. So if that guy is an artist, then I am too.Also, check me out on the tube! http://www.youtube.com/jeffscottvideo

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

SPOILED MILK 2/15/07 at McGuires Comedy Club

Music:

Guns N Roses, Queen, Metallica, Green Day, Billy Joel, Led Zeppelin, The Who, RHCP, STP, Nirvana, RATM, 311, Incubus, System of A Down, Taking Back Sunday, Fall Out Boy, The Killers

Movies:

Gallagher FanInternet Celebrity by Soce the Elemental WizardMy Childhood by Soce the Elemental Wizard

Television:

News, hockey, Seinfeld reruns, sometimes Lost, My Name is Earl, The Office, Sopranos

Books:

Anything by: Terry Brooks, Terry Goodkind, R.A. Salvatore, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, George Carlin, Mitch Albom, myself

Heroes:

anybody with imagination and guts

My Blog

Reasons Why Hillary Clinton isn’t Rocky

Recently, presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton described herself as Rocky Balboa in an effort to elicit an underdog status, wanting to say she won’t go down without a fight. While...
Posted by Jeff Scott on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:11:00 PST

Five Pages In

So I have already written five pages of my first ever screenplay. It is going well, and I am trying to do a little bit each day (which not surprisingly doesn’t come close to ...
Posted by Jeff Scott on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:17:00 PST

Gene Wilder in Huntington

There is a bookstore in the town of Huntington, where I live, called Book Revue that is known for bringing in big time celebrities for book signings. So whenever these washed up celebri...
Posted by Jeff Scott on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:59:00 PST

Desperate Hillary

So we're in the middle of primary season with imperative issues facing this country; a war that nobody wants, an economy that's sinking like a rock, and an overall subtle feeling that we're pretty fuc...
Posted by Jeff Scott on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:05:00 PST

Woody Allen Is A Pigeon Bigot!!

I just have to share this email that I recieved from the New York Bird Club, calling on Woody Allen to make an appearance at National Pigeon Day due to a "racial slur" Woody made in a movie calle...
Posted by Jeff Scott on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:10:00 PST

All Too Qualified Old White Male Candidates: Fred Thompson

So things are starting to heat up in Presidential Candyland. Obama and Clinton were vying state by state on the Democrat side of things, with Clinton attempting to show that there isn't just dust...
Posted by Jeff Scott on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:02:00 PST

All Too Qualified, Old White Male Candidates: Dennis Kucinich

-Has served as a Congressman in Ohio since 1996, and is mostly known for his workers' rights initiatives and civil rights. Kucinich served as Mayor of Cleveland, and was elected to Cleveland City...
Posted by Jeff Scott on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 07:43:00 PST

All Too Qualified, Old White Male Candidates: Christopher J. Dodd

- Has been a U.S. Senator since 1981, serving Connecticut, also a Representative from 1975-1981. - Served in Peace Corps in 1966-68, lawyer 1972-74 (*note- resume could have been flawless if it weren'...
Posted by Jeff Scott on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:51:00 PST

Billy F@%n Guerin!!

For those that know me, you know that I am a diehard Islander fan. Diehard might not be the right word, maybe something to the extent of majorly fucken psychotic, as in I cheer like a f...
Posted by Jeff Scott on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 06:53:00 PST

Strange Pwnomenon

So after seeing the word "pwned" in many instances throughout blogs, message boards, and various cyber entities, I have finally looked this strange and irritating word up on Google and found out what ...
Posted by Jeff Scott on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:25:00 PST