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Gary

Well it goes like this the fourth the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift.

About Me

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HotFreeLayouts Im a 32 year old music student ( I know, tax dodging lazy git ) im studying to be a music teacher at either college or high school. I like to think of myself as a nice, approachable person although I trust my judgement and if I think someone is a dick I will let them know. Ive been in and out of deadend jobs since I left school so thats why ive gone to college and uni now, I was sick of working for fuckwits who know everything about nothing.My family, fiancee and friends are the most important thing to me in life, although my Gibson Les Paul Standard comes very close!As you can tell im mad about music and im a singer and guitarist, I used to be in a band but I needed money for uni so ive gone on my own and love it, we also had a few drummers who were dipshits, one I threatened to kill, but we made up.I also play bass and a bit of piano.

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My Interests

Ukulele Gently Weeps played by Jake Shimabukuro

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My interests include golf, football, rugby league,Liverpool FC, snooker, music, guitar, baseball and sleep.

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet all the musical geniuses who are dead, Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Jeff Buckley, the good die young! why cant a misfortunate accident happen to people like Westlife instead! Id also like to meet George "dubya" Bush to find out were his horns, forked tongue, tail, cloven hooves and trident go when he is in public, I think you know what Im getting at. It would be nice to meet Salma Hayek HUBBA HUBBA. Finally I would like to meet Groucho Marx, the greatest insulter of all time, unless Salma gets in touch ive got bugger all chance then because they're all dead!The people id like to meet on here is just about anyone, no pretentious knobs though, just aint got the time for you. Would love to hear from people who are as mad on music as I am. Jeff Buckley - "Hallelujah (Live On French TV)"

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Music:

Jeff Buckley, SRV, Robert Johnson, Rufus Wainwright, Crowded House, Beatles, Stones, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Led Zep, AC/DC, Buddy Holly, Robert Palmer, Soundgarden, Aerosmith, Eurythmics, The Pretenders, The Alarm, U2, Elton John, Elvis, Free, Billy Joel, Guns n Roses before Axl went doolally and anything else apart from country and dance.

Movies:

Benny Hill

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Television:

Monkey on a bike

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Books:

The Guvnor, Pretty Boy, Stephen King, Dean Koontz. happy slapper gets twated

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Heroes:

Alex Higgins, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Bill Shankly, Kenny Dalgleish, Groucho Marx and Jeff Buckley. STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN - LENNY

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My Blog

Smoking ban

We are now entering a new age in England. An age of a communist, facist goverment that tells us what to do and what to think. Englands smoking ban comes in to force on July 1st and it is yet anot...
Posted by Gary on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:56:00 PST

Too many do gooders, its time for change

With the recent happenings with poor Madeleine Mcann, lets pray for her safe return, my fury at the law in this country has yet again surfaced. Child molesters, peadophiles and child abusers, in my hu...
Posted by Gary on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:18:00 PST