Eating bacon. Eating more bacon. Marking my territory. Taking my mum for walks. Long walks. In her Peter Alexander pyjamas. At 6am. Or sometimes 8am. She likes that better. I like licking my Kong toys.
Brian from the Family Guy, and he drinks martinis just like my mummy. Dennis Pagan so I can bite his testicles. Junior from Restless Entertainment, cause everybody loves him, if only he was a foot taller...The people that work at Marrakech, cause they are the best team in Melbourne (I wish they had a softer door policy and let in dogs!). Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
I don't get a choice. Diddy. I LOVE Diddy. I don't. But I have no choice.
In movies my mum falls asleep. So does Damo. We don't watch movies.
Again, no choice. Law & Order. Law & Order SVU and Law & Order Criminal Intent. And Family Guy. Thank god. I love Brian. I think I'm gay. Are you gay if you sniff other dog's bits???
I can't read. I'm a dog!!!!
My mum. She is pretty. And tastes nice when I lick her. And she gives me bacon. Damo. Aunty Leah. Uncle Scott. My grandparents (I wish I was living with them). The people I have licked once. Like Tarli. I like her.