Hot Chip! |
I've been a way for a while - something is wrong. I can't feel my hands, I've tried holding frying pans, tried meat beating, grilling cheese - nothing is working. Cyndi says it's to do with my brain m...
Posted by Ainsley on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 08:38:00 PST |
Hulloodoo |
I have this itching feeling. It's like Voodoo athletes foot. The more you scratch it the more you want to keep scratching. You bunch of pasty faced cracker asses did nothing to help Beddingfield and n...
Posted by Ainsley on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:33:00 PST |
Voodoo |
That's it. I fudging give up. I've tried it all and nobody listens. Nobody buys my books. Nobody, well hardly anybody, responds to my letters (apart from Kris Akabusi and Tessa Sanderson and everybody...
Posted by Ainsley on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:48:00 PST |
Jade |
There is an art to cooking. Most people think you can just read a book (mine are very reasonably priced and published by Malcom Express Ltd) and rustle up pigs trotter a lorraine or goats wings with s...
Posted by Ainsley on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:31:00 PST |
Bald Wavers |
Since becoming a brother - I've been noticing some nastiness. Friends are treating me differently, my wife has taken to calling me Malcom X and some of my friends are acting very strange. The worse of...
Posted by Ainsley on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:59:00 PST |
My new Bow Tie |
To my Splinkin Brothers. Its me brother Ains amongst you like the lone prophet amongst the sheep in the deserts of arimathea.This year is going great! The day after my wife told me I was a spinless to...
Posted by Ainsley on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 05:13:00 PST |
New man |
I'm turning over a new leaf. My wife told me yesterday that I have no backbone and I'm not the man she married. I know what she means, I'm not that man. When we met down at the Roofitters Arms in ...
Posted by Ainsley on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:23:00 PST |
Dean Gaffneys Elizabethan Banquet Part 2 |
I'm still a bit confused and a bit emotional. It started at the wedding ceremony when Letita told the vicar she wouldn't take the name Gaffney and insisted Dean take her surname - Dean. They tried ...
Posted by Ainsley on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:57:00 PST |
Dean Gaffneys Elizabethan Banquet |
I'm not writing this exclamation mark My wife Sheryl is exclamation mark I'm too busy getting a traditional Elizabethan banquet ready for Dean Gaffney full stop So she is writing this for me whilst I ...
Posted by Ainsley on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:45:00 PST |
Antony Worrell Thompson is Alive!!! |
I rarely swear, but thank fudge! I've had some splinkin news and it makes me want to pound my meat, ir really fudging does. I though my bestest mate Antony (another chef freind like Jamie Oliver only ...
Posted by Ainsley on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:55:00 PST |
