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SPANKY

Cowboy hats n' saddle shoes!

About Me

Better than any candybar - crunchy on the outside, gooey on the inside. Laid back, low key, low-maintenance. THINGS THAT MAKE ME WANNA CHOKE!:namebrands, drama, malls n mallwhores, know-it-alls, suv's that've never seen mud, bling, klubbin', chain restaurants/stores, gyms, sleeping around, mainstream dumber-than-dumb movies or theatres, junkies, buying anything retail or full price ever!, chain smokers, boys with hairy hippie forests on their faces, people into money, birks with socks, pretentious trendies, or extremists of any kind. Oh, and you turds who can't read, and are 22, but email me anyway. Go away! TWIST MY TWINKIE WITH: snappy wit, odd photography, thrift stores in small towns, flirting, things that make most vanilla people go "ew", vodka tonics, yardsales, indie and mindfuck movies, chapstick, road trips of any kind, crass wit, bowling for real!, playing pool poorly, craigslist, good shows without too many stupid posers/kids, cheese, ebaying, non-pc wit, divey bars that aren't so crowded that I can breathe in AND hear that bad joke you're telling me, wine, someone who can give me a witty comeback without a blink, my kool kitties, all the good indie/alt music that nobody cares about anymore (ok, not counting mainstream garbage, if you're questioning this, you don't get it), aquariums, rummage sales, OLD skool atari on my big screen teevee, and boys who aren't just looking to get some. I need more friends with bad jokes whos ass I can kick in scrabble/pool/pong, and about 471 other things that I can't divulge until I know you're not a child porn producer, sex addict, or mormon/fugitive/republican/anything else too weird for me. I'm cheesy in the best of ways. Everything else is an ancient chinese secret, grasshoppah.

My Interests

I'm interested to see if anyone can remember my interests from the first paragraph...or if anyone even reads this stuff. Come on, you know you looked at the pictures first... For even more irrelevant snazzy details, email me!

I'd like to meet:

Those who've managed to read this far. Non-pretentious curious types who are over 29ish but feel like you're under 25ish (This doesn't mean I'm looking for 14 year olds! You must be this tall (30) to get on this ride!). It'd be best if you aren't growing a forest on your face and aren't a wake-n-baker or smoker at all, and can pay your own way. Yeah, I ask for a lot...spelling and grammatical abilities would be a super bonus indeed! .................AND FOR THE NIMRODS WHO DON'T ACTUALLY READ ALL OF THE PROFILE, AT LEAST READ THIS: I DON'T COLLECT FRIENDS/BANDS FOR MY FRIENDSLIST. IF YOU HAVEN'T WRITTEN TO ME, HOW CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND? IF YOUR PROFILE ISN'T FILLED IN, DON'T EXPECT A REPLY..............I was thinkin' this was common sense, but evidently not! If you're on my friends list, it's because I already know you, or I have plans to!

Music:

Everything under the sun, including in no order: English Beat, Aphex Twin, Nick Cave, Revolting Cocks, Specials, PWEI, Lovage, Killers, Johnny Cash, 70's groove, funk, rock and e-z (ELO, Doors, Beatles, etc.), Man or Astroman, Rev. Horton, The Kinks, Cake, The Police/Sting, Velvet Underground, Royal Crown Revue, Thrill Kill Cult, Fishbone, Tindersticks, Raspberries, Stan Getz/Gilberto, Roxy Music, Stuart Staples, Devotchka, Clash, Harry Connick Jr., Madness, Me First + The Gimme Gimmes, Fatboy Slim, DK, Lenny Kravitz, Old Skool everything (Beasties, New Order etc.), all my amigos locales playin' around town (I ain't botherin' with the name droppin' - you know who you are!), and other new and local stuff that I can't remember the names of - you're lucky if I remember your name. no joke. See? Everything minus current radio garbage, homie rap, speed metal, and new country. And boy bands and Britney types, well, if I have to explain....'nuff said!

Movies:

The more quirky it is, the more I'm going to like it. Not into the dumber than tards comedy crap or overdone special effects that replace any plot. A few things that come to mind: Magnolia, Royal Tennenbaums, Eternal Sunshine, The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly (series), Cinema Paradisio, Spinal Tap, Amalie, Run Lola Run, Happiness, True Romance, Eraserhead, Pink Panther series, Shawshank Redemption, N by NW, Drugstore Cowboy, Cat People, Repo Man, Kill Bill and most of the PT Anderson, Coen & Kubrick works, Memento, Casino, Midnight Cowboy, Velvet Goldmine, Y Tu Mama Tambien, and on and on and on....Everything from film noir to spaghetti and classic westerns, 70's disaster films, mindf*ck movies of ANY kind. I rarely watch first-run films...the media and hype seem to ruin it for me and I'll see it when I'm damn well and ready,- without paying the $17 for a soda and gum in my seat! You'll sooner catch me snuggling in front of my big screen teevee with pizza, tallboys and pillows....the way it oughtta be!

Television:

THE OFFICE, MXC, MST3K, Father Ted, Young Ones, Twin Peaks, That 70's Show, Family Guy, and the whole craftily sickening family of TLC's stuff.

Books:

I'm a huge Chuck Palahniuk fan, would like similiar works. Currently reading David Sardonis. Lots of nonfictional stuff involving hobbies (aquariums, cooking,photography, bowling, etc.), historical and "about" books. Lovin' the vintage books as well.

Heroes:

Yo mama! (and mine...) and maybe even you, too...This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor V2.5

My Blog

So I don't get around like I thought I did. Damn!

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Posted by SPANKY on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:12:00 PST

Let your fingers do the walking!

SO I'm finally going to write an "I, Anonymous".  You saw it here first. And probably last.Ok, so I'm used to being bludgeoned with advertising I have no interest in. I have accepted being asked...
Posted by SPANKY on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 09:01:00 PST

Thirsty!

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Posted by SPANKY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Post Paddy's Day Fix

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Posted by SPANKY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh my!

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Posted by SPANKY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a little more cheese...

I have been writing a semi photo journal on livejournal for the last couple of weeks..instead of trying to write everywhere, I'll include a link to that one for now: http://www.livejournal.com/user...
Posted by SPANKY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST