I'd like to meet:
Anyone who believes in peace and love. Positive, grateful, happy and de-stressed people. Geeks, dorks, nerds. Plus playmates who know how to play nice in the sandbox and not step on my sandcastles. Others in the rock and roll promotions business would be groovy....Also, J.J. Putz (best baseball name in years) Jeffrey Lebowski (Not the big one), Steve McGarrett, Danno, Chin-Ho, Kono, Thomas Magnum, Jonathan Quayle Higgins III, The Lads, TC Calvin, Orville "Rick" Wright, Tony Montana, Captain Jack Sparrow, Frodo Baggins, Professor Snape, Tom Collins, Milton Bradley, Sara Lee, Aunt Jemima, Holden McNeil, Banky Edwards, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Lassie, Bob Dole, Richard Nixon, Boba Fett, Nigel Tufnel, The Dalai Lama, Harvey Wallbanger, Bo and Luke Duke, Rob Petry, Laura Petry (she was hot in her capris), Elvira, Maxwell Smart, The Chief, Agent 99, Pol Pot, Gene Shalit, J. Fred Muggs, George McGovern, Jay & Silent Bob, Corky St. Clair, John Bender, Wyatt and Chet Donnelly (especially Chet.....) Clark W. Griswold, Carl Spackler, Senator John Blutarsky, Peter Venckman, Ray Stantz, Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore, Truman Capote, Raoul Duke, Dr. Gonzo, Charles Bukowski, Napoleon Dynamite, Pedro Sanchez (I voted for Pedro), Uncle Rico, Kip and LaFawnduh Dynamite, Idi Amin, Jim Jones, Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater, Glinda the Good Witch, George Bush's pretzel Heimlicher (so I can ask why he did it and if it pays well), Captain Ham first American primate in space, Joe Izuzu, John DeLorean's toupee comber, Dick Trickle, Rac Slider, Chone Figgins, World B. Free, Ty Webb, Russell Ziske, Irwin M. Fletcher, Dusty Bottoms, Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander, Ernie McCracken, Roy Munson, Ishmael Boorg, Jimmy Mattingly, Guy Patterson, TB Player, Lenny Haise, Rick Gassko, Cole Whittier (ladies and gentlemen), Adrian Zmed, JM J Bullock, Captain Stubing, Gopher, Doc, Isaac, Julie, Jack Tripper, Mr. Drummond, Fred Sanford, Aunt Esther, Grady, The Brady family (including Alice, Tiger and Fluffy the cat who only got to be in the first episode, but was important to the wedding scene. How else could Mike get the cake in his face? Geez....) Ruben Kincaide, My Favorite Martian, Mr. Ed, Nick, Heath & Jarrod Barkley, Ben, Little Joe, Adam and Hoss Cartwright not to mention Hop Sing, Arthur Digby Sellers (he's a heavyweight), Jesus Quintana, Walter Sobchak, Fawn Kanutzsin aka Bunny Lebowski (who the fuck are the Kanutzsins?), Brandt, The Nihilists (aka Karl Hungus and the members of Autobahn), Knox Harrington the video artist, Mookie, Buggin' Out, Radio Rahim, Sal, Vito, Pino, Da Mayor, Mother Sister, Benny and Joon but mostly Sam, Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, The Ambiguously Gay Duo, Raffi, Mango, Mr. Peepers, Fox Mulder, Morris Fletcher, The Lone Gunmen, Dana Scully (She's hot, as Frohike says), CGB Spender, James T. Kirk (that's a no brainer), George Samuel "Sam" Kirk, Jackson Roykirk (He was The Kirk), The Gorn, Gary Seven, Edith Keeler, Balok, Mr. Spock in the mirror universe, The Tholians, Cyrano Jones, Arne Darvin, Nils Barris, The Thralls aka The Gamesters of Triskelion (gotta love those gambling addicted space brains), Tango and Cash, Alex J. Murphy aka Robocop, and Officer Anne Lewis of course, she was hot, Bob & Doug McKenzie, Hosehead the dog, Jean "Rosie" LaRose (beauty I have his hockey card at home), Dr. Joel Fleischman, Maggie O'Connell, Maurice Minifield, Chris Stevens (Chris in the morning on KBHR rocks!) Bernard Stevens, Ed Chigliak, One Who Waits, Dave the cook, Gilligan, The Skipper, The Professor, Mary Ann (duh, she was way hotter than Ginger) Bo, Luke and Daisy Duke, Uncle Jesse, Sheriff Rosco P Coltrane, Cooter Davenport, Enos Strate, Cletus Hogg, (Coy and Vance can go to Chicasaw and die!) Michael Bolton (from Initech, not that no-talent ass-clown), Benjamin Franklin Pierce, John McIntyre, Henry Blake, Maxwell, Q. Klinger, Hedley Lamarr, Alexander de Large, Dim, Pete, Georgie, Mr. Deltoid, Dr. Dave Bowman, Dr. Frank Poole, Hal 9000, Dr. Heywood Floyd, Cook E. Jarr, Dian Parkinson (the Price is Right Girl who had an affair with Bob Barker. Bob was later exhonerated of any wrongdoing kids) The Nanny and the Professor, Alf, Arnold Drummond ("Whatchoo talkin bout Mrs. Reagan?" My goodness I never saw so many third graders who did smack), Jack, Wendy and Danny Torrance, R.P. McMurphy, B-Billy B-Bib-bit, Nurse Ratched, Tabor, Cheswick, Martini, The Chief (mmm, juicy fruit...), Bancini (old horse!), Mork and Mindy, Bob Wiley, Dr. Leo Marvin, Andy Farmer, Crum Petree, Chris Knight, Lazlo Hollyfeld, Jack Chester, Al Pellet, Uncle Buck Russell, Neal Page, Del Griffith, Ed Rooney, Sloane Peterson, Cameron Frye, Weezie Jefferson (RIP), Professor Allen Hobby, Gigolo Joe, David Swinton, Roy Neary, Claude Lacombe, Cheif Martin Brody, Matt Hooper, Quint, Alex Kintner, Chrissie Watkins, Gail Berke (love her wet t-shirt) David Sanders (boy he turned into a drunk), Romer Treece, Jack Cates, Reggie Hammond, Billy Ray Valentine, Louis Winthorpe III, Randolph and Mortimer Duke, Prince Akeem, Semmi, King Jaffe Joffer, Danny Noonan, Tony D'Annunzio, Judge Elihu Smails, Ty Webb, Al Czervik, Bishop Pickering, Lacey Underall (biggest whore on 5th Ave. I'm told) John Winger, Russell Ziske, Dewey "Ox" Oxburger, Francis "Psycho" Soyer, Sgt. Hulka, Pep Streebeck and Joe Friday, Emmett Fitz-Hume, Austin Millbarge, Seymour Krelborn, Orin Scrivello DDS, Audrey II, Vinnie Antonelli, Barney Coopersmith, Cosmo S. Spacely, W.C. Cogswell, George Jetson, Uniblab, The Great Gazoo (just beacuse he knows Harvey Korman) Malcolm Crowe (I always wanted to see dead people) Samir Naga..Naga..Naga..not gonna work here anymore anyway, Peter Gibbons, Milton Waddams, Spanky, Alfalfa, Froggy, Dr. Moe Howard, Dr. Larry Fine, Dr. Curly Howard, Zeppo Marx, Dick Dicker - male nurse, Dick Rockwell no relation to Sam Rockwell (Crewman Guy Fleegman like a mofo!) Montecore the white tiger (it's cool, Roy forgave him) Dr. Emmett Brown, Marty McFly, Biff Tannen, Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen, Diane, Steve, Robbie and Carol Ann Freeling, Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian, Quagmire (the character in Family Guy, no I wasn't referring to Bush's private little war, but that works too) Agent J, Agent K, Chief Zed, Agent M (I really do, she's fucking hot) Arthur Bach, Hobson, Bitterman, Burt Johnson, David Kessler, Jack Goodman (before and after death), the whole gang at the Slaughtered Lamb, Thornton Mellon, Valerie Desmond (she was way hot), Dean Martin, Professor Turgeson, Rocky and Adrian Balboa, Apollo Creed, Clubber Lang, George Newman & Stanley Spadowski and their friend Bob (actually I already know him), Lawrence Bourne III, Tom Tuttle, John Blutarsky aka Bluto, Eric Stratton aka Otter, Larry Kroger aka Pinto, Kent Dorfman aka Flounder, Daniel Simpson Day aka D-Day, Donald Schoenstein aka Boon, Robert Hoover, Greg Marmalard, Doug Neidermeyer, Mandy Pepperidge, Otis Day and the Knights, Mitch Robbins aka Mitchie the Kid, Phil Berquist (his life was a do-over), Ed Furillo, Curly Washburn, Emile de Becque, Ensign Nellie Forbush, Luther Billis (he knows where you can find a "pip" of a ceremonial), Stewpot, Bloody Mary and her hot daughter Liat, Rick Blaine, Victor Laszlo, Guillermo Ugarte, Atticus Finch, Scout Finch, Boo Radley (who wouldn't), Mr. Pink (he rocked), Mr. Blonde (he was so harsh, man), Pvt. Joker, Pvt Leonard Lawrence, Paul Edgecomb, John Coffey (like the drink, just spelled different) Wild Bill Wharton (Sam Rockwell again like a mofo!), Col. Chappy Sinclair, Doug Masters, Ralphie Parker, Scut Farkas (he had yellow eyes!), The Damn Bumpus Hounds, Dean and Annie Proffitt, Bad Billy Pratt, Mike and Carol Brady, Alice Nelson, Harvey Klinger, Mr. Stoner, Buddy Hinton, Aunt Jenny (before she was aunt Edna) Professor Whitehead, Mr. Hanalei, Sam "The Butcher" Franklin, Dr. Zephram Cochrane, Rick James and Charlie Murphy, Zack Morris, Samuel "Screech" Powers, Kelly Kapowski (who wouldn't?) Mr. Richard Belding (wait I already know Mr. Belding too. Cool, huh huh...) Carl Otis Winslow, Steven Quincy Urkel, Hans Gruber (he was harsh!) John McClane, Sgt. Al Powell (no relation to Carl Otis Winslow) Richard Thornburg, might as do Walter Peck while we're there, Sarah Connor, Kyle Reese, T-800 Model 101 (I want my own) Dr. Myles Bennett Dyson, Simba, Mufasa, Uncle Scar, Ed, Rafiki, Chuck Lumley, Bill "Billy Blaze" Blazejowski, Harkin Banks (King shredder of the Chinese downhill), Dan O'Callahan (that pimp), Rudy "Right in zee middle" Garmisch, Squirrel Murphy, Jack Brown, U.S. Bates (not You ASS!), Eric "Master" Bates, Philo Beddoe, Bronco Billy McCoy, Ben Shockley, Josey Wales, The Stranger, Harry Callahan, Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, Sylvester "Pardner" Newell, Rowdy Yates, Lucas McCain but not Mark McCain, he was a whiny pussy, Marshal Micah Torrance, Charles Foster Kane, Jedediah Leland, Dr. Richard Harpo Thorndyke, Nurse Charlotte Diesel, Dr. Charles Montague, Professor Lilloman, Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove, General Buck Turgidson, Major TJ "King" Kong, Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper, Col. Bat Guano, Miss Foreign Affairs (I would put Alexi de Sadesky, but who wants to meet a damn rooskie!) Bo Darville aka The Bandit, Sheriff Buford T. Justice, Cledus Snow aka The Snowman, Big and Little Enos Burdette, Miles Monroe, Boris Grushenko, Old Nehamkin, Leon Voskovec (The herring merchant), Leonard Zelig, Archie Gates, Troy Barlow, Chief Elgin, Conrad Vig, Amir Abdullah, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Snorlax, Spencer, Hardin, Reece, Simms, Cribs, Stuckey, Poole, Bowden (dude, you totally lost it. What's with the cross?), not Casper cuz he was lame and I'm glad he's dead, Miss Daisy, Hoke Colburn, Boolie Werthan, Sherman McCoy, Peter Fallow, Ted Striker, Steve McCrosky, Dr. Rumack, Capt. Clarence Oveur, Roger Murdock, Otto, Capt. Rex Kramer, Lt. Frank Drebin, Detective Nordberg, Lt. (j.g.) Douglas Roberts, Ensign Frank Thurlowe Pulver, BedBug Eddie, Paulie, Charlie, Barney and of course Jimmy the Cheese Man, Chauncey Gardiner, Vladamir Skrapinov, Thomas Franklin, Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy, Romeo Posar, Dr. Molly Griswold (damn hot) Ray Kinsella, John Kinsella, Dr. Archibald 'Moonlight' Graham, Paden, Emmett, Jake, Mal Johnson, Archie Leach (not Leash) Wanda Gershwitz, Otto West, Ken Pile, Duckie Dale, Lane Myer, Dan Bartlett, Lori Cronenberg (she was smokin') Lloyd Dobler, Roy Dillon, Lilly dillon, Myra Lantree, Lilly Langtree, Judge Roy Bean, Rob Gordon, Tom Grunick (what a square) Aaron Altman (we all sweat) Jane Craig (beauty and brains) Bill Rorich, Mad Max Rockatansky, Sgt. Martin Riggs, Sgt. Roger Murtaugh, Mr. Joshua, Bobby Bowfinger, Kit Ramsey, Jiffernson 'Jiff' Ramsey, Andy Dufresne, Ellis Boyd "Red" Redding, Capt. John Miller, Pvt. Richard Reiben, Pvt. Stanley Mellish, Pvt. Daniel Jackson (you deadeye, you) Pvt. Adrian Caparzo (why did you have to become XXX?) Bubba Ho-Tep, Elvis, JFK, Bruce Campbell, Gomez and Fester Addams (I want to learn the Mamushka!) Lurch, Pavlov's dog, Rin Tin Tin, Won Ton Ton, Johnny Tyler (Madcap) The Clantons and McLaurys, The Earp brothers, Bat and Ed Masterson, Doc Holliday, Big Nose Kate, Billy the Kid, Snake Plissken, Reno Hightower, Jack (not Crocodile) Dundee, Ray Tango, Gabe Cash, Captain Ron, Dr. Dennis Alan, Darget Peytraud (he got it in the balls!) Louis Mozart, Cookie and Gerry Fleck (terriers are merrier) Harlan Pepper, Stefan Vanderhoof, Scott Donlan (he shows a good dog and he's a genius) Leslie and Sherri Ann Ward Cabot, Dr. Theodore W. Millbank III, Dalton (I thought he'd be bigger) Wade Garrett, Brad Wesley, Bodhi, Johnny Utah, Dark Helmet, Lone Starr, Barf, Princess Vespa, Prince Valium, Vincent Gambini, Mona Lisa Vito (I wanted her bad) Billy Gambini, Stan Rothenstein aka The Two Utes, Judge Chamberlain Haller, Don Vito Corleone, Michael Corleone, Crash Davis (the player to be named later) Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh, Doug and Steve Butabi, Ren McCormack, Chili Palmer, Bonzo the chimp, Guido the killer pimp, Andrew Largeman, Sam Lowry, Archibald "Harry" Tuttle, Jack Lint, Mr. Smoketoomuch, Dennis Moore, Jerry Langford, Rupert Pupkin, Patrick O'Malley (he drank 32 pints without taking a piss, so said Struts) Evie Tozer (she has spunk), Jack Bonner and all his old friends, and new friends like Walter, Curt Henderson, Steve Bolander, John Milner (he was harsh!), Terry "The Toad" Fields, Bob Falfa (he was rad, then went on to shoot Greedo, but Greedo DIDN'T shoot first!) Starman, Jenny Hayden, Mark Shermin (he was cool cuz he believed!), Nick Rivers, Nigel "The Torch", Du Quois, Deja Vu, Chocolate Mousse, Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell, Lt. Tom "Iceman" Kazanski, Lt. (j.g.) Nick "Goose" Bradshaw, The Soggy Bottom Boys aka Ulysses Everett McGill (the paterfamilias who needs to stay out of the Woolworth!), Pete (they thought he was a toad), Delmar O'Donnell, Tommy Johnson, Henry Roth, Lucy Whitmore, Ten Second Tom, Basil Fawlty, Cmdr. Peter Quincy Taggart, Dr. Lazarus (by Grabthars hammer, what a savings....) Tech Sgt. Chen, Security Chief "Roc" Ingersol (crewmember ..6 Guy Fleegman like a mofo!) Cmdr. Mathesar, Jack Jeebs, Chuck Barris, Lenny Nero (have you ever jacked in?) Philo Gant, Jeriko One, Lt. Parker Barnes, Sid 6.7, Danny Ocean, Sam Harmon, Josh Howard, Jimmy Foster, Mushy O'Connors, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Comrade Kitanya 'Kitka' Irenya Tantanya Karenska Alisoff, Alfred Pennyworth, The Joker, The Penguin, The Riddler, Buckaroo Banzai, T.S. Garp (ARRRP!), Roberta Muldoon, Nils Barris (damn he screwed up the Sherman's Planet affair by letting the tribbles eat the quadrotriticale, Arne Darvin (he was a Klingon - duh!) Mr. Atoz, Bele and Lokai, Balok (I want some tranya) any Tholians, Commodore Matt Decker (you were obsessed, man!) Charlie X, Neal Page, Del Griffith, Doobie of "Doobie's Taxiola," Paul Hackett, Marcy Franklin, Neil & Pepe, Kiki Bridges, Anthony "Man" Stoner, Pedro De Pacas, Homey D. Clown, Fire Marshal Bill, Dewayne Edwards and Antoine Marrywhether aka Men on Film, Handi Man, Joe Pendleton, Leo Farnsworth, Tom Jarrett, Max Corkle, Zoltan Kodaly, Alan Barrows, Jerry Palter, Mark Shubb, Cal Worthington's dog "Spot", Beebe Gallini, Kartoon King, Molly Webber, Mr. Martinelli, Penelope Fletcher, Roy Fleming, Major Fred Gifford, Henry Limpet, George Stickel, Sy "The Photo Guy" Parrish (OK, scary) Bill Owens (which is only Bill Lumbergh with a pulse) Rainbow Randolph Smiley, Sheldon Mopes aka Smoochy the Rhino, Sheriff Bart, Jim (Well, his name is Jim, but most people call him... Jim aka The Waco Kid), Hedley Lamarr, Howard Johnson, Gabby Johnson, Gov. William J. LePetomaine [GOV], Ahchoo, Asneeze, Robin Hood (in tights), Rabbi Tuckman, Max Fischer, Herman Blume, Dirk McQuickly, Barry Womble, Stig O'Hara, Ron "Nasty" Nasty, Logan 5, Jessica 6, Francis 7, Box, Holly 13, Revolving Dora, Yolanda Hayes, Seth Shapiro, Beth Mackenzie, Michael and Heather, Chuck Scarborough, Sue Simmons, Arnold Layne
