Sometimes I feel like I'm being judged harshly by an unjust society, then I realize, I just need a snack.
Maybe you've heard of my website?...It's called, www.1-800upyourbuttandaroundthecorner.com
Cold drinks, hot drinks, alcoholic beverages, non-alcoholic beverages, pop or soda or soda-pop, depending on preference. Drinks that contain drink accessories, drink accessories, drinks that contain real fruit, drinks that have artificial flavorings and sweeteners are good too. Any brewed beverage is usually good...or steeped, steeped beverages are good too. Drinks that can be lit on fire, drinks that are contained in a unit upon which I can do a hand stand and drink from a spigot, Uh, what else, what else....Cups! Yes, cups are a very awesome receptical!
A lot.
Adaptation, Beetlejuice, Boogie Nights, Bordello of Blood, Bottle Rocket, Bubble Boy, Chicago, Dawn of the Dead, Dead Alive, Donnie Darko, Dumb and Dumber, Event Horizon, Frankenhooker, Freeway, Gattica, The Godfathers, Goodfellas, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Hell Raiser, High Tension, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lord of the Rings, The Machinist, Mars Attacks, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Pulp Fiction, Punch Drunk Love, Reign of Fire, Re-Animator, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Rules of Attraction, Run Ronnie Run, Requim for a Dream, Shaun of the Dead, Strange Days, The Squid and the Whale, Super Troopers, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, That Darn Punk, Wet Hot American Summer
People that say they don't watch TV or don't like TV, are full of shit. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Da Ali G Show, Days of Our Lives, Dexter's Lab, Drawn Together, Family Guy, Famliy Plots, Invader Zim, Jem, The Mighty Boosh, The Monkees, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Seinfeld, Sex and the City, The Simpsons, The Sopranos, Space Ghoast Coast to Coast, STRANGERS WITH CANDY, You Can't Do That On Television, The Young Ones
Barrel Fever, A Brave New World, Deep Thoughts, The Dictionary, The Dirt, The Doors of Perception, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Memoirs of a Geisha, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked Pictures of Famous People, On the Road, Please Kill Me, Shibumi, Siddhartha, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Where the Wild Things Are, Youth in Revolt