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About Me

..I was born in a Soviet Russia prison sometime in the late Sixties. I was deemed the prison's deputy warden at age 4 where i learned the ins and outs of the Communist legal system. I began to dabble in the Russian Democratic Party, and was later unveiled by Commorade McCarthova as a potential enemy of Soviet Russia. I found myself a prisoner of the very prison I had grown-up in. I opted into a Soviet pilot tv show called "Prison Break" (whichlater found success on the other side of the iron curtain), and made a daring escape using a map of the complex shaven into my cellmate's beard. I escaped the country and made my way to Japan where I had several odd jobs playing giant dinosaurs in feature length films. One of my films, "McGozilla", made it all the way over to the states and I became an international phenom. I was soon dating both Brooke Shields and Demi Moore at the same time. It was pretty sweet. My life of fame quickly crumbled beneath my feet when I witnessed first-hand the death of my rockstar hombre Freddie Mercury, the AIDS struck too fast for anyone to see its face. By AIDS I mean the Anti-Idol Death Squad, which is a galactic force whose only weakness is "good singing voices that can move the hearts of sold-out stadium audiences" or GSVTCMTHOSSA's. After that I grew out my moustache and made it my sole objective in life to bring justice to the evil AIDS and their plot against totally awesome singers. My quest has brought me all over the globe, most recently in Iraq where the actual goal of the Bush Administation was to destroy rock legend David Bowie. That's right BUSH IS AN AIDS MEMBER! I now find myself refuged in some part of the country trying to combat AIDS by assimilating into a local movie theater which may be the potential AIDS headquaters. Only time will tell...table table table, div table table{ background-color:rgb(0,0,0);

My Interests

The most powerful footage I've ever seen... ..BABYSITTER'S CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..

I'd like to meet:

Radiohead, Bob Dylan, Zach Braff, Bill Clinton, Tony Danza, Richie Havens (I just did), that guy who invented the post-it note, and Jesus......In that order.

Music:

Radiohead, Thom Yorke, Bob Dylan, Richie Havens, Neutral Milk Hotel, Peter Bjorn and John, Gogol Bordello, The Doors, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ben Folds, Sufjan Stevens, Zero 7, Fiona Apple, John Legend (cuz I'm one of THOSE white guys), and Joel (the Jewish Columbian guy).. Thom Yorke is the lead singer of Radiohead and he just put out his own CD called "The Eraser". He is also an enviromental activist and if you like Radiohead check out www.thebigask.com! .. I saw Richie Havens in concert and he sounds just as amazing as he did at Woodstock! .. I just saw The Wailers in concert and it was sooo amazing and sooo free, spiritually and economically...

Movies:

Garden State, Pulp Fiction, any other Tarantino film, The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Dodgeball, Spinal Tap, The Matador, The Constant Gardener, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Borat, any Bond movie, Little Miss Sunshine, Life Aquatic, Royal Tenenbaums, Thank You For Smoking, my ideas... and LOGAN'S RUN!!!!!!

Television:

24, The Office, ATHF, Arrested Development(RIP), Studio 60, House, that show where Bob Ross paints and whispers,

Books:

Hunter S. Thompson, John Steinbeck, J.D. Salinger, and everything else on Reading Rainbow... BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT!!! ..

Heroes:

Adlai Stevenson, Andrew Young (I forgive him), but not this guy... ALL PEOPLE WHO PLAY WARCRAFT ARE MY ANTI-HERO!!!! ..

My Blog

The Emo that got away...

On a Tuesday that felt like a Monday I began my hunt for an Emo kid. I was half awake, drool dripping onto the uncomfortably flat lunch table where I spend most of my mornings. My friend..s around m...
Posted by McGlorious on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:04:00 PST

An Essay About Emo (unedited)

Why Won..t It Stop Bleeding?"Let It Bleed"by The UsedThis poison's my intoxicationI broke the needle off in my skinpicked the scabs and picked the bleedingand assumed that it was all in vainA positive...
Posted by McGlorious on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:01:00 PST

Saint Drogo

All Catholics who are confirmed have to choose a saint's name to take on for the confirmation ceremony. When people find out my new middle name is "Drogo" they double-back and question the meaning of...
Posted by McGlorious on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:20:00 PST

Bad Jew for Life

I wrote this parody for Joel's election, but he didn't do it because he can't handle it. I'm not Jewish so post any incorrect uses of Hebrew. Oh, and Joel lost the election. Would he have won with ...
Posted by McGlorious on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:09:00 PST

A cRAZY nIGHT ON THE tOWN

The place is William and Mary late at night. So we just got out of our Model UN committee for the night and wanted to do something so we decided to go to the radio station. When w...
Posted by McGlorious on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:04:00 PST

The Internet

Albert Gore was born March 31, 1948. The very same date Rhea Perlman, the infamous bartender of "Cheers", was born. While Al was born in Washington DC, he spent much of his ...
Posted by McGlorious on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:35:00 PST

Alphabet

The Legend of Jesus 2 By Foxy Andrew McG I believe that the alphabet is merely an act of terrorism placed upon us by the ancient roman empire. When their lords and ladies re...
Posted by McGlorious on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:03:00 PST

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic and FriendsBy Foxy Andrew McG Video games have come and gone, but certain characters are so classic that their stories have been told many times in many different gam...
Posted by McGlorious on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:00:00 PST