Yo. I am Ajax, the radical cat. I reside in Boronia in a house which I control. I enjoy food, sleep, heating vents, laps, sunlight, the laser, and being left to chill. I am against things like change, vets, other cats, you, and late meals.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ajax
Birthday: 1992
Birthplace: Somewhere in Melbourne
Current Location: A house.
Eye Color: Mainly green I guess.
Hair Color: Black and White
Height: Depends. On all fours or being held up?
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both.
Your Heritage: Lions, Tigers and other Big Cats.
The Shoes You Wore Today: I don't do shoes. I rock claws.
Your Weakness: Food. Sleep. A nice lap. Sunlight. The laser.
Your Fears: That something in the house will change. The vet.
Your Perfect Pizza: Whatever.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: More sleep as I age.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Food.
Your Best Physical Feature: My sleek, muscular form. And my claws. And fur.
Your Bedtime: Always.
Your Most Missed Memory: All my good memories are like today.
Pepsi or Coke: Milk & water.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Meat.
Single or Group Dates: Not fussed.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Milk & water.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Milk
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: No.
Do you Swear: Usually
Do you Sing: Yo.
Do you Shower Daily: I am on a constant cleaning program.
Have you Been in Love: Probably not.
Do you want to go to College: No.
Do you want to get Married: No.
Do you belive in yourself: Yo.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yo.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yo.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I used to hate them, but I don't as much now.
Do you play an Instrument: No.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Raw fish, no seaweed or rice.
In the past month have you been on Stage: On a couch...
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: No.
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: I have scars to prove it. But I give more than I take. Bitch Ass Mother Fuckers.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: Sleeping.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up.
What country would you most like to Visit: I'm happy where I am.
