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MAX SHOW

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About Me

loud... living... breathing... fun... annoying... pain in the ass... loved... hated... loathed... unemployable... filthy... pornographic... chior boy .. Pimp Your MySpace Profile -MySpacePimps.com

My Interests

beer... baseball... beer... sleep... more beer... loud music... college basketball... beer... jiggling boobies... football... beer... music... catching a quick nap... and, did I say "beer?".. oh, and boobies.

I'd like to meet:

A naked, oiled Ed McMahon carrying one of those oversized checks with my name on it!

Music:

I'm in favor if it.

Kids should learn how to play it... and, adults should turn it up really loud while drinking and stripping is going on!

I'm open to just about anything... beatles, Zeppelin, Pink Floyd... Nirvana, Pearl Jam, STP... "Electric" by The Cult may be the greatest windows-down summertime driving CD, ever.

Movies:

"Busty Cops" on late-night Showtime... anything with bouncing nipples, really

Which reminds me... Have you seen "Orgazmo?"... You should... and, it's not as dirty as you might think!

Television:

Check back to that "Busty Cops" thing after the ballgame is over!

... and, give Craig Ferguson a chance, some night. The guy is surprisingly good at that late night talk show thing.
I used to be a TV LAND junkie before they started showing crap... Take the time to check out LOST, THE OFFICE, and HEROES...PS - Now taking bets as to how long it will take for STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP and DRIVEN to get cancelled.

Books:

I haven't read all of Hunter S Thompson's books... but, I do intend to have my ashes expelled from a cannon someday. Hopefully my head will still be intact when they put me into the oven!

PJ O'Rourke is a funny, funny man and I wish I could write as well as he... or, at least, spend a night drinking moonshine with him.

I tend to enjoy books written by smartasses...

Douglass Adams makes me laugh.

Heroes:

The bartender... and, whoever buys me a beer!

My Blog

I Can’t Wait for JUMP, PART TWO!

You know it's coming... Eddie Van Halen made his most recent attempt to seem relevant, this week... once again announcing that he will team with former lead-singer, former radio host and former parame...
Posted by MAX SHOW on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 07:44:00 PST

Welcome Back My Friends to the Show that Never Ends...

Just a moment to stop and catch my breath... **whew** There ya go. It's moving month (amongst other things) in the Max & Maxine household. Coincidentally, it is also the month that Mother Na...
Posted by MAX SHOW on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:27:00 PST

Bring It Up... Get Slapped Down!

After being criticized for a lack of "uplifting" content lately, I share ith you this submission from the MAX FILES: http://www.break.com/index/what_i_learned_from_porn.html   Oh... and, here ya ...
Posted by MAX SHOW on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:16:00 PST

Does This Make Me Evil?...

I'm sitting in the pulsating broadcast center of the mighty 102.9 THE BUZZ... pushing tonight's MAX SHOW programming through the airwaves and into your recievers... but, I'm also watching the Florida ...
Posted by MAX SHOW on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 09:01:00 PST

Was he PERFECT???...

Have you ever seen any bloopers from "The Mr. Rodgers Show?" I WOULD KILL TO SEE THAT! You know... one of those things where Fred fumbles his way through the "Great Day To Know You're Alive" song for...
Posted by MAX SHOW on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:31:00 PST

PEACE of the PIE...

I've never had a problem with stealing top-notch material. So, I'm not going to shy away from ripping off my friend DUKE for today's blog entry. I enjoyed  his plans for an exit strategy in ...
Posted by MAX SHOW on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 02:03:00 PST

Fame Removal Machine?...

I'm sitting here in the palacial BUZZ studios... high atop the historic TRY Building in the UNA area of Nashville... and, I've just broken format to listen to the new song by THE CULT. That stiff, RUS...
Posted by MAX SHOW on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 09:38:00 PST

Another Dog Day Afternoon...

One of the guys on my friends list posted this bulletin, the other day:   MY DOG DIED...THAT JUST SUCKS ASS.....NOTHING HAPPENED....WE JUST FOUND HIM DEAD....WHY COULDNT SOME BASTARD WHO MISTREAT...
Posted by MAX SHOW on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:39:00 PST

Good Times Comin' In...

Maxine and I have taken up the challenge... We're scouring Nashville for a place to live. In my previous radio life (before I got motorcycle shafted and Russ carried me across the threshhold at 102.9...
Posted by MAX SHOW on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:21:00 PST

Benny & The Nuts...

Some guy tried to jump The Pope, today... There he was... Pope Benny... out for what seems like a rare top-down ride in the popemobile... sans bullet-proof glass... Then, some nozzle hurls himself o...
Posted by MAX SHOW on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:25:00 PST