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Wreck Everything!

I GOT A GRENADE! IMAGINE THAT I GOT A GRENADE!

About Me

I don't have a personality

My Interests

Spacing out when I should be paying attention. This can be at work, with my family, in the middle of sparring, or just about any other time where it may be critical to keep one's attention focused on the task at hand.

I'd like to meet:

Azrael. Call me crazy but I bet the angel of death knows how to have a good time. If you read that and thought I meant the cat from the smurfs...I still respect you.

Music:

Hudson Criminal, The Frisk, Shadowboxer, The Nerve Agents, Fury 66, Nothing Substantial... hey wait a minute I mean Bauhaus, Nick Cave, The Boys Next Door, Lords of the New Church, Guns n Roses, Skinny Puppy, Ohgr, Black Flag, Gang of Four, David Bowie, the Jesus Sisters, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Wire, Sick of it All, Sick of it All, Sick of It All, Slayer, did I say Guns and Roses? the Clash, Iggy Pop, Quicksand, George Thorogood, The Knife, Muse... Anything that spontaneously causes heshers and rockers to compulsively air drum, I am all for.

Movies:

Bright Future, The Last Life in the Universe, Shark Skin Man Peach Hip Girl, Ichi the Killer, Aragami, Versus, Visitor Q, Izo, Kamikaze Girls, Battle Royal, Gojoe, Zatoichi (Takashi Miike and/or Asano Tadanobu...see a trend here?) Lost in Translation, Broken Flowers, the Life Aqautic, A History of Violence, The Proposition, Heat, Fellini's 8-1/2, The Decline of Western Civilization (PUNK), Sin City, Fight Club, The BBC version of Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, 300,

Television:

No

Books:

Ethics Without Ontology, Miss Lonely Hearts/Day of the Locust, Ada, The Last Samurai (not same as the story the Tom Cruise Movie is based on), Everything Is Illuminated Being and Time, The Politics of Experience, The Politics of the Family, Self and Other, Journey to the End of the Night, Tropic of Cancer, Tropic of Capricorn, Nausea, The Stranger, The Myth of Sisyphus, The Book of Five Rings, Freedom Evolves, any Bukowski.

Heroes:

Dan would be my hero if he would finish the Hudson Criminal record. Bertrand Russel, Michael Brennan, Duane Peters, Dave Eggers, Slash, sometimes later Wittgenstein - other times early Heidegger, Nietszche if I have been drinking, Hillary Putnam when I feel like changing my mind. Bardamu, Roquentin, Mersault, both my Grandfathers whom I am mostly familiar with anecdotally. I am also fond of the Gods of the Teutonic myth cycle in as much as they can be considered heroes, because, unlike other myth cycles, they are all doomed. To that end, all their actions are noble, valorous, and beautiful.

My Blog

If I could sit in the car forever, I would.

He watched his own feet as he walked, each one emerging from behind his hips and swinging forward only to recede back behind him out of view again. The red needles of the bottle brush trees that line ...
Posted by Wreck Everything! on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:40:00 PST

Zac Has Wisdom Teeth Pulled, Hilarity Does Not Ensue

I know no one who knows me will believe this, but a mere one hour after having my wisdom teeth pulled, I think I can say with a fair degree of certainty that its not worth the vicodin. Anyone know tha...
Posted by Wreck Everything! on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 03:52:00 PST

pffft

I have taken a keen interest in making things go badly. In a similar vein, I have recently taken up fighting perfectly nice people as a hobby. I like Lulu. I like Hudson Criminal. I like Tikka Masala,...
Posted by Wreck Everything! on Mon, 21 May 2007 10:54:00 PST

work, murder, pot of gold

My god if I have to sit here any longer I am going to kill someone. this may just be the next person I see... Oh wait, that would be Diana...Can't do that. Hmmm. Sometimes I wish a little gnome or lep...
Posted by Wreck Everything! on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:08:00 PST

Shit or get off the pot

If we look at the world we see arts for sale. Men use equipment to sell their own selves. As if with the nut and the flower, the nut has become less than the flower. In this kind of Way of strategy, b...
Posted by Wreck Everything! on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 05:05:00 PST

I love Xmas, Fuck CHRISTmas

I was raised by an atheist, but we always gave presents on Xmas. I am not even going to get into all this crap. In fact, what the hell am I doing trying to post the definitive bitchy antiholiday blog?...
Posted by Wreck Everything! on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 10:54:00 PST

Drunk on the job

Ohmygod! My boss told me to come in to the gallery on a saturday to meet an artist. Of course, she didn't give me a time, just said 'Before Noon'! WTF does that mean? I almost overslept because the Fr...
Posted by Wreck Everything! on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:51:00 PST