Like Hank Hill, I have a narrow urethra.
Clearly, the ladies love me:
I luv hanging out with the girls. FRIENDZ 4 EVAR!!!!11! I also ♥ boys boys boys!!! And of course...SHOPPING!!!!11!! OMFG I ♥ Chanel!!!1! I ♥ extraneous exclamation points!!11!!1
That hot chick on MySpace who's always trying to give me a free iPod...although I'm getting tired of her games, and I would like an iPod from her already. For reals.
Currently in frequent iPod rotation: Depeche Mode Placebo Lacuna Coil Tool Kanye West Editors Stolen Babies The Gathering Common Interpol No Doubt R. Kelly
Battlestar Galactica 24 South Park Supernatural Arrested Development The Twilight Zone The X-Files (Seasons 1-6) Veronica Mars
Everyone Poops
In the beginning, there was a being named MacBauer. He was too powerful for his own good, so he was forced to split in half. One half became MacGyver and the other Jack Bauer. The forces expelled from the split, science refers to as "The Big Bang" that created our universe. Should Jack Bauer and MacGuyver ever meet, their combined forces would recreate MacBauer and bring our world to a sudden, violent end.