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Rappin' Ron

I gots the diabetes!!!

About Me

My name is Rappi'n Ron, if you havent figured that out yet you must be one of them there dumb ass kids. I'm a veteran of three wars, a member of the NRA, and former lover of Bela Lugosi. When I'm not shitting my pants or sleeping I like to go play the ski ball, golf, bowl, look for the ladies, and go out on the town. I've never been married, but have 4 kids and 6 grandkids.

My Interests

Golf, Music, Harlets, false teeth, viagra, bowling, shuffle board, death!

I'd like to meet:

Ronald Regan, Charlton Heston, Night Rider, J Edgar Hoover!

Music:

The Ventures, Lawrence Welk, Harry Belafonte, As Good As Dead, Jerry Lee Lewis, Duke Ellington, Elton John, 3 Cheers for Bloodshed, Bon Jovi, Bo Jangles, Lois Armstrong!

Movies:

Cacoon, The Odd Couple, Grumpy Old Men, 8 Mile, Casablanca, Gone With the Wind, Titanic, Soilent Green, The 10 Comandments

Television:

Jag, Golden Girls, Empty Nest, Twin Peaks, The Honey Mooners, The Little Rascals, Magnum PI, Miami Vice, hawaii five-o

Books:

Moby Dick, TV Guide, Readers Digest, The Bible!

Heroes:

Charlton Heston, Death, Charlie Chapman, Elvis and German flusies!