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About Me

Laughing, giggling, guffawing, chortling, sniggering....

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Life is far too short. Live for the day. Don't take yourself seriously. Have fun. Enjoy what you have and don't waste time reaching for something unattainable. Learn to laugh. Even if it's at yourself. A laugh is infectious. A smile is too. Spread it around, everybody.

I'd like to meet:

People who make me laugh. People who are genuinely funny. But most of all, ladies that take their clothes off if you ask them nicely. Failing that, ladies that will take their clothes off for cash.

Music:

Music is relative. Suffice it to say that if it's in the charts, chances are I don't like it. Ooo, get me - all off-the-beaten-track and moody.

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Movies:

Comedy. Comedy. Comedy. And Porn.

Television:

'Owt that makes me giggle and 1980's stuff

Books:

Too many to mention. John O'Farrel is a funny guy. Try him. Or some Bill Hicks. The funniest man that ever stood on a stage. Anything funny.

Heroes:

My ol' man.

My Blog

I’m getting divorced

But it's OK. Claire and I are super-cool about it. We will continue to live together, support each other - still even sleep in the same bed - but there are no pretences that it's all flowers and rainb...
Posted by Cookie on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 12:39:00 PST

Gays that fancy me

I don't need to justify myself and start preaching about how I'm not homophobic and suchlike. If you're reading this, you *KNOW* me and know how I feel about certain issues. One thing, however, that I...
Posted by Cookie on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 04:08:00 PST

Random, nonsensical shite.

It’s Sunday morning. The sun is shining and she-who-must-be-obeyed is listening to Chris De Burgh - the mono-browed purveyour of ultimate filth. Tilly keeps stalking me because I’m eating ...
Posted by Cookie on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 03:07:00 PST

Making an arse of myself. Again.

So, there I was at ASDA. I needed some batteries for my digital camera - ebaying, you see - and there, just  a couple of aisles away was my mate Graham. I shouted over to him, but he ignored me, ...
Posted by Cookie on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:35:00 PST

Anyone any good at maths?

Alright, it is a given that Mondays suck. Keeping this in mind, we also know that Fridays do not suck, and therefore are the opposite of mondays. Now, a quick exploration of anatomy reveals the follo...
Posted by Cookie on Mon, 08 May 2006 09:11:00 PST

Eddie has died.

My best mate of the last 4 years died on Wednesday night. Some people will shrug and say, "he was only a cat", but those people are bastards of the highest order. A few of you had the opportunity to m...
Posted by Cookie on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:50:00 PST

An incident from my idiotic and comical past.

OK - you've got to picture the scene: I'm 19 and I'm a horny young buck. All I'm interested in is girls, screwing them and moving on. Apologies to all the ladies reading, but I was young and stupid.I ...
Posted by Cookie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST